I used to abbreviate Valentine’s Day before I realized that VD was already an abbreviation for something else.

Wait, you’re allowed to use your school resources for non-personal uses, too??

I feel like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, only I’m also getting older..

Watching sports, I’m surprised at how similar crowd reactions are to moral judgments. They’re just Yeys and Boos.

Go to hell, carolina, go to hell. I mean the university of, of course, not the state. That would just be silly.

“Do you think an eighty-year-old woman could be sexually attractive?” ‘Oh, sure, I mean, It’s not Logically inconsistent.’

I don’t remember anything the professor said, but I remember Where he was standing when he said it.

I made one handout back in October and have been ripping off the design ever since.

Finally got around to microlending on kiva.org. Do you have him in blond?

Hourly Comic Day Is Over!

Hourly Comic Day!

This just isn’t my scene: Heck, it’s not even my Act!

I got a free shirt! Which is the reason I only donate blood on laundry day.

This university has about as many free parking spots as an endangered coral reef.

My head, I keep all of my good thoughts in my head.

Balls. I have ten hours to read 150 more pages. Does anybody have any Adderall? Or, failing that, a revolver?

I just drove an hour for two pranks I’ve decided not to pull anymore. does anyone want a hundred crickets?

Do people actively choose to write in passive voice, or is it something that chooses them?