This is the thirty-day period in which most gems are sold. It seems people really like April Jewels.

The easter bunny died. There’s nothing scarier than April Ghouls.

Spring is broken. It looks like I’m going to need some April Tools.

I’m in a triple-blind study. I mean, I think I am, there’s really no way to tell.

Sure I have self-control, but do I have self-variable? I mean, what’s on the Y-axis?

I’m doing my taxes. Now, I Know I shouldn’t be dividing by zero so much, but should my net income really be higher than my gross?

The fact that the camera adds ten pounds was a major factor in my not becoming a photographer.

Just assigned readings for my presentation this week. I was tempted to assign the complete works of Melville.

My March Madness Bracket For the Win!… no, literally.

Keeping 75% of your income? Isn’t that a bit much, @PeterSinger?

*Phew!* I made it past Maxwell’s Demon. Now to go back to the other side… OH, NOES!!!

Here’s a good prank- go into somebody’s gps and change all of their favorites so that they point to coordinates that are three miles east.

Can you say grace ironically?

Damn facebook and their damn privacy settings…. Arg! If stalking is wrong, then maybe I just don’t understand social networking.

In Barcelona, where the median age is a statutory violation. This is an incremental step from Venice, where the median age was postmortem.

Day one of Prank the Secretary is going through without a hitch.

There’s no day like snow day.

@narfna – Hey, do you have a wishlist online somewhere? For gifts and such. As thanks for the ipod.