Saw a theatre production of the apology. Spoiler: In the end, Athens swatted the gadfly.

I realized today that I’m only funny when I’m happy. And that made me sad. 🙁 ha ha, that’s actually kind of funny.

Remember that time I wore a trench coat and got suspended because they thought I was a terrorist?

Hey everybody – High school permanent records are complete bullshit, aren’t they? I mean… has it ever come up for anyone since?

Watching My So-Called Life, which reminds me of My… what-do-you-call-it… Life?

Holy shit. First draft of paper is done! And I still have 22 hours to make it look academic and nice… I’m going on a drinking binge.

I have now stayed off facebook for one week. This is longer than I’ve been off methamphetamines.

“I’ve been to college before, I know what an LDOC is! …. is it a fish?”

Oh, dear sweet jesus. My paper’s thesis has just been invalidated by the data. And I have to turn it in tomorrow… time to swallow pills

Bargain Closeout! All Bachelors must Go! Go! Go!!

Jeez, why is everyone getting married all of a sudden?

Okay – Tonight’s frustration is brought to you by: Impending Deadline, Way too big a Topic, Mountain Dew, and Viewers Like You.

@ascottwhite – “You can’t soundbite everything” would be a good soundbite.

I am therefore I think is when you put Descartes before De Horse.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “René, would you like a drink?” Descartes says, “I think not,” and instantly vanishes.

Gödel was a very repetitive, foul-mouthed person. You might even say he was RECURSIVE. 🙂

I am god’s regift to women.

We got all of the prospectives we (I) wanted! Next year’s class is going to be great!