Comics before I failed miserably at hourly comic day: 3.

I’m reading the novelization of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and I’m hooked at how complex the characters are.

Whenever someone makes the Fundamental Attribution Error, I always assume that they’re just the type of person that makes that kind of error

Hm. Michigan offered a senior position to our department chair. I predict administrative foul-ups.

For the price of four burritos, I got five. Which means I can sell them at twice the cost for ten-fold profit!!

You can count on me! … All the way up to one, I suppose.

Jerri Blank – “People can change! And I know, if you give me a chance, I can make You change!”

I say we build a world wonder over Herostradus’ tomb. Let’s see how HE likes it!

Back, during the five minutes I understood Kant in 2005, I made a note to myself- “You are out of milk.”

Okay, time to put on my work poncho and take off my… distraction dashiki?

and I disagree about what our status message is.

Hulu now has Strangers with Candy. I am self-actualized.

Some days I don’t have a single worthwhile thought in my head. I call these days My Life.

They say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. But I am broke. And payday is two weeks away. How do I fix that?

What is the equivalent of rickrolling in academic papers? Because I want to do that.

Man, the department’s secretary does some pretty weird stuff in the office when he thinks everyone has gone home.

The highest grade I can get in logic now is a 97.3%. This dishonor calls for seppuku.

Getting some specials for the day after Valentine’s Day or, as I like to call it, Diabetes Awareness Day.