2007 Redux
Did I accomplish my New Year’s Resolutions this year, you ask? Well… Sort of: I visited some family Visited old friends stopped drinking sody-pop I didn’t get sick for the most part I learned how to build Web sites (sort…
Did I accomplish my New Year’s Resolutions this year, you ask? Well… Sort of: I visited some family Visited old friends stopped drinking sody-pop I didn’t get sick for the most part I learned how to build Web sites (sort…
The 20somethings question for this fortnight is: Would you tell you friend if you didn’t like his/her partner? (As you can see from the title) My tentative answer is: I would if I thought it would be funny. Otherwise, no. …
Who wants to blog daily for a YEAR? Because I sure as hell don’t… How long before I sign up, do you think?
Question for anyone reading this: I’ve hugged 162 people in 2007. Should I start over for 2008 or just keep going?
If my relationship wasn’t a joke, why was there a punchline at the end?
It’s not gay if you close your eyes and think of France.
Memo to Pixel Inc. Associates There is henceforth a new position available. This position shall be “Random Moof” and shall carry a yearly salary of one hug, which is not enough for any benefits friendly or otherwise, but is a…
Today, I broke my glasses and wrote a poem. I was going to post it, but then I tore it up, because life sucks and nobody loves me. Also, that cute girl at school I like looked at me, then—…
Memo to all Pixel Inc. Associates Due to continued time shortages and increasingly pessimistic economic projections, Pixel Inc. has decided to lay-off some associates. Therefore, we will be reposting all positions and asking current team members to reapply. We understand…
My ten-year high school reunion is coming up in five years, so I’ve already started working on my lies. As you may know, the secret to a good reunion lie (or lie in general) is that it has to be…
“GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Grad school apps are not going well. Also, in case you were wondering, I registered temptationtoilet.com. I can’t believe nobody beat me to it! I’m thinking of turning it into a Web comic. My former co-writer and former artist…
After going through the whole process of applying to grad school, I’ve decided to write a ‘how to’ for people who are looking to get their Master’s degree… to look at while feeling destitute. Start early. I say this advice…
It’s a meme! A second generation meme, that is. I wish I’d thought it up, but as it is, credit goes to Ashley. And since I’m only against fifth generation memes and greater, here we go! There’s this girl I…
I got this idea from Abigail. Keep in mind that my phone doesn’t actually store anything in my outbox, so I had to reimagine these texts based on my inbox: Would you vote for Barack Obama if you found out…