Hi Ashley! Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sleep Wake Up… sort of Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast, Bike Over to East Campus Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast, Bike Over to West Campus Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast Office 15 minutes…
Teach the debate. But also teach the resolution.
My theory of denotation prevents you from refering to any object unless you’re pointing at it and saying the word “THIS.”
Pseudoquestion: “It’s six o’clock EST. What time is it on the sun?” Pseudoanswer: “noon.”
What’s my background? This wall right here.
I just finished up a 26-part series of confessions. The order was jumbled, but they were all taken from my phonebook, letter by letter, and aimed at individual persons. You can see the –finally– complete navigation here: Navigation: pt. i,…
If you repeat a word after a sentence, it adds extra emphasis to that word in the sentence. . . In.
Drunk driving < drunk biking < bike texting < bikehead
I propose we measure stress in follicles. A normal day will be 400 fo. and the most stressful day ever will be 0 fo.
Eating a burrito. Why do people still make other foods? To find out which one is second best?
Is the Bro property transitive? That is, is the bro of my bro also my bro?
The End of Inquiry will be Saturday, September 19th. Please have your papers ready for publication.
I’ve decided that this will be a grab bag of confessions to people who, for some reason, where not in my phone book. I am including people that I know through the Internet, though Ashley and Moof are not on…
Road Rage is so much more fun than Plane Gluttony or Jogger Lust.
My friend Simon is always saying, “Do as I say, not as I do.” Yes, this is what my friend Simon says.
Just one more… I must never speak to you again. This is for your own good. Also, for the sake of avoiding drama. I never realized how much of a douche you were, I’m glad you left. Navigation: pt. i,…
Wow, I’m almost getting to the end here.. Sorry you ended up with my brother. If it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure that’s going to come to an end soon. You’re my boy and I love you,…
You know how a small percentage of the population is resistant to HIV? Is this also true for zombies? Why have we never seen that movie?