I’m not an armchair philosopher.
I’m not an armchair philosopher. I’m more of a hammock scientist.
I forget, is this a state where you can go forward on a red light?
I forget, is this a state where you can go forward on a red light?
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XXIII of XXVI)
Ha ha. That’s good, I guess, but get it right next time. Indeed. Navigation: pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii,…
I’ve yet to see a detective movie that makes appropriate use of the google.
I’ve yet to see a detective movie that makes appropriate use of the google.
Do I have to return this both spick AND span?
Do I have to return this both spick AND span?
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XXII of XXVI)
Man, I hate it when I don’t know anyone with a particular letter of the alphabet. The first letter of your name is useless!! Navigation pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt.…
If a chimp pees on its handler, signs the word “Funny,” then snorts, does that count as humor? Because it makes me laugh.
If a chimp pees on its handler, signs the word “Funny,” then snorts, does that count as humor? Because it makes me laugh.
My logic has no law of non-contradiction.
My logic has no law of non-contradiction… And it does.
Quick! Someone go out and tickle a chimpanzee and tell me whether they laugh!
Quick! Someone go out and tickle a chimpanzee and tell me whether they laugh!
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XXI of XXVI)
Oh, you.. You’re fun and chipper and hyper and I enjoy hanging out with you, but we have so little else in common that I doubt that will happen ever again. I use you when I miss a call, but…
Kierkegaard- ‘You have to be a little more than queer [if you laugh alone]’ Ha ha– aw, crap.
Kierkegaard- ‘You have to be a little more than queer [if you laugh alone]’ Ha ha– aw, crap.
A nuanced position on the death penalty: I have nothing against killing people, I just don’t trust 12 of my peers to make that decision.
A nuanced position on the death penalty: I have nothing against killing people, I just don’t trust 12 of my peers to make that decision.
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XX of XXVI)
I’ve decided to change up the order on the letters that were left. I don’t know if this is of any use to anyone, but I’m still hoping it’s figure-out-able, so… Yeah You’re one of my greatest friends, but you’re…
My Current Best and Worst Case Scenarios
(continued from here) Life doesn’t turn out the best-possible way you could imagine. It also doesn’t turn out the worst way. It’s usually something in between. —Professor of Propaganda and Public Opinion Frank Thayer Let’s be concrete. Imagine that the…
I only read Newsweek for the centerfold.
I only read Newsweek for the centerfold.
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XIX of XXVI)
This is where I’m glad that my phonebook is alphabetical by nicknames rather than anything else. You should come out with us more. You’re relatively cool, but mostly we just want to hang out with your friends. I didn’t make…
Wait, are you even allowed to sign your own death warrants??
Wait, are you even allowed to sign your own death warrants??
Violence is never the answer.
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is “How do I punch my way out of this situation?”