Arbitrary pushing of carnival rather than a legitimate post. 🙂 Soon, kiddos, soon… Vote for me. I’m the funny one.

My brother knocked up his wife. I’m going to be an uncle. Again. (oh, wait, was that a family secret? Damn! I’m really bad about keeping those..)

Just now I wrote a nice lengthy excuse to get out of jury duty. Something about how Jesus said don’t judge other people blah blah. It’s all very complicated, and I’m sure you aren’t after hearing the details. Lord knows,…

I miss Ex_cal. I would look forward to his updating my blog. I wonder whatever happened to him…

Wow, I made $1.09 just for having all of my money tied up in my checking account and not touched for four months! I feel like I’m an investment guru. I’m a monetary genius! I’ve MADE money by wisely deciding…

“Persons.”  For a moment, I was angry at the fact that people thought such a concept existed. I mean, multiple persons are people, right?  Not quite. See, we use ‘people‘ when we’re talking about the masses:  People say, people do,…

People! C’mon already. Honestly. What the F? Needs. For class, just a quote. Yes, just a quote. But noooo…. What interview? What survey? None. A dozen answers, no complete thoughts. Complete sentences make journalism so much easier. So please, people,…

There’s a definite advantage to having a specialized blog. Namely, the lack of a feeling of inferiority. I never feel that. Sometimes, I think this blog is the exact opposite of specialized. Generalized if you will (or specialised and generalised…

In 2000, my brother and his friends Gilbert, Sergio, and Richie moved into an apartment together. Six months later, my brother left the house and only remained friends with Gilbert, who also moved out. In 2002, my friends Miguel, Pamela,…

ickh ickh Note: The preceding post was typed by my friend Miguel while messing with my computer’s dashboard and the “Word Press Dash” widget. Despite all outside appearances, it is not a statement of my great dislike for elderly people…

Watch this. Now watch this. Now tell me they can’t get away with changing Shadowcat between X-2 and X-3. This is part of an awesome experiment at the University of Illinois. To see something else that’s awesome, check out this…

Tell me if this would be a bad idea for an April Fools prank: Text message, 12:01 a.m. April 1, 2006: You were robbed, he had a gun. Your mum was home alone, they just took her to the hospital.…

The Fermi Paradox is a physical paradox that was brought to light by a simple question posed by the physicist Enrico Fermi when speculating about the existence of technologically advanced civilizations within the observable universe, and exactly how common they…

Hello and welcome new denizens to another classic column by your very own Gabriel O’Beaver Leibowitz. As you are well aware, next week shall be New Mexico College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts’ March week off from school (Go NM…

So you’re over 21? Well, for the sake of this document, I will assume you’re way over 21. We’re talking 21 being ‘oh back then!’ So lets say you’re actually mature. Actually, fuck it, you’re old. OLD. OLD. And so…

Here is a list of short, bullet point tips for you academics out there who wish to impart your obviously extensive knowledge to those people out there in the world. Don’t be afraid to reference yourself. This may seem… hmm…