WTF mate?
Hey, does anyone wish to submit and/or host the next WTF Carnival? To make this take off we need your help. 🙂 That is purely to supplement my own lack of involvement due to my selling my soul to the…
The logical consequences of Utilitarianism and the Principle of Equality
Abstract: The particular brand of Utilitarianism that Peter Singer and other philosophers since have advocated is incomplete. The true effects of what Singer takes to be evident truths are far more far-reaching than the simple vegetarian/vegan/environmentalist alternative that Singer wishes…
Tao of Gabe: On Mass Girls
Jayna, To prepare for this article, I lived with twenty-six girls for a period of six months. I just don’t mention them in the article because I barely made it up right now. Love, Gabe. ~o_O~ Gabe the Ketotic Beaver…
Bad Advice
Among certain of my friends, I am notorious for giving bad advice. I find it amusing. Among other friends, I am well known for my excellent advice. I find that insightful. Among other friends, I am known for my sometimes…
I expected more from you
🙂 I have no expectations for my friends. At least not really. If I did, I’m sure I’d get disappointed so much more often. If you think about it, that’s how friendships develop, really. While I’ve met people that fit…
On Work
Remember that period when I didn’t blog about anything but philosophy exclusively for two weeks? Yeah, I feel like I’m doing that about work now. Sorry guys. I’ll stop.
Pixel Editor-in-Chief
The News Editor wants me to apply for the Editor-in-Chief position next year. At first I said ‘no’ out of modesty, but now I seriously don’t want to do it. Seriously. First off, I doubt I’ll have enough time. That…
I own this place
I might as well live in the newsroom. I spend more time here than humanly possible and have as much, if not more, knowledge– in my two and a half weeks on the job– of the paper and paper-related factoids…
The $5 remainder
Every time I wake up in the morning, I lose $9. Simply by not dying in the night (oh, to be so lucky), I have lost $9. Because every thirty nights I don’t die, I must pay $270. Now, that…
Tao of Gabe: On Ninja Speak, Arguments
Jayna, I’m probably going to take a week off soon. This is killing me. And Pix’s criticisms aren’t helping. -Gabe ~~~ Tao of Gabe Gabe the Jingoistic Beaver here with another lesson in ‘Ninja Speak.’ Ninja Speak is an elusive…
It is official
The United States blows. What makes even dialing out of this country such a big ordeal? Honestly. 🙁 Well, if you can read this: happy birthday Angela. I tried calling, honest. But my luck wasn’t any better here than it’s…
“Remember that time I bailed you out of jail?”
“… well now I need a favor.” Frank Jagear is a friend of mine. This week he was at a courthouse, waiting to be arrested on a warrant. The story goes that he was pulled over by a traffic policeman…
I, Rule (part II)
Community service in Pixelonia serves two purposes: it gives young kids exposure, time to mature, and builds character AND it provides a grand service to the community relatively cheaply. Community service includes all of the following (and more): Trash collection…
Tao of Gabe: On Writing the Tao of Gabe
Jayna, This how to guide got me through writing this how to guide. Love, Gabe Tao of Gabe Gabe the Iconoclastic Beaver here with a lesson in humor writing. You might well have incorrectly gathered that writing humor is simple…
I, Rule
Welcome to Sim Pixelonia. Pixelonia is a rich country with a steady tax of 10% of all goods and services (sans food and government sponsored shelter). There is no income tax. Crime in Pixelonia is at an all time low…
Welcome to the New Blog!
Pix Capacitor Blog #2 just went live. If you were just redirected from my old site: welcome! Tell me what you think. If you’re here for the carnival: *grumble, grumble, grumble* Tell me what you think. If you’re psychic: I’ll…
Carnival of the Godless 32
Welcome all to the Carnival of the Godless, the best (if not only) carnival from a godless perspective on the blogosphere. In eight days, CotG will be one year old. That makes this the last official carnival of the first…
A SOCK!!!
(scene: 2:00 p.m. Somewhere, New Mexico. Pixel calling friend Alethea to confirm movie plans for tonight. Pixel dials, walks around as the phone rings, and finds a package addressed to him on the dinner table) Alethea: Hello? Pixel: Oh, my…