For years, all of my friends have gone to the Vans Warped Tour every year. I never have. I never felt like it. This year I do. But since the Warped Tour is so large and I might only get…

When people hear that you disbelieve in something that they consider natural and normal, they usually have the same set of reactions: First, they ask , seemingly to try to understand your position. In reality, however, they;=’re trying to figure…

Hmm… More from my ethics teacher J-P, Dying promises are allegedly a real big moral deal. You and your grandfather are shipwrecked on a desert island; he is dying from injuries, you from starvation. As he dies, he convinces you…

Have I ever told you that I have the greatest ethics teacher on the planet? Okay, I asked him this question: “Is there such an action that can be committed that, though everyone had full knowledge of it and it…

Grr… I’ve been tagged. But I’ll remain “it” until I can come up with a good list of my favorite songs. Stupid forwards… grr…

I truly believe I may have underestimated myself again. See, I started rereading all of the Harry Potter books last week, hoping that I would be able to finish them before the release of the sixth book, but now that…

Subcultures are so weird. I went “Blading” with my friend “Jason” (not his real name… His real name is Jason Robert Davenport of 116 Hendrich, Chaparral, NM 88081). Now, for those of you “NOOBs,” “blading” is not to be confused…

My top 25 list of the Greatest Americans ever, patterned on the Discovery Channel list and along with this post. Susan B. Anthony… Neil Alden Armstrong Henry Clay*… Thomas Alva Edison Albert Einstein Henry Ford Benjamin Franklin Ulysses S. Grant*……

Dear friends of the blogosphere, I draw your attention to this fellow. It appears that a group called “Love in Action” is running a brainwashing camp for gay teens. Now, my friends over at Myspace are advocating for everyone who…

It turns out that my mom’s a Creationist. It all began with my asking her if she believed in Evolution (I should know to never ask my mom these questions. She inevitably disappoints me), and she said no. I asked…

Have a terrible secret discovered (preferrably not by someone malevolent) Be hit on by three girls in one 24 hour period Be interviewed by a famous magazine, paper, website, or tv show Be wooed over Change an unjust situation Date…

Has anyone ever told you something that they thought was deep, but that you’d already thought about it? Furthermore, you’d thought it was quite obvious? It happens to me all the time. This is what it’s like: Simpleton: Have you…

As I was driving to my friend’s house today, I stopped at a stop sign (paused is more like it), and sped away. Moments later, a police car pulled out and pulled me over for stopping too far into the…

Wow. I’m a copy cat. Check out this post, now check out this one. I didn’t even intend that, I’m just so similar to myself that I post the same things every eight months. I wonder how often that’s happened……

I’d post this on your blog, but that’s more of a team blog, and I’d hate to draw more people into this than necessary. Dear Mr. Tremblay, Over the past few days you’ve posted some very thought out comments on…

Humans are an addictive species. I say this because as I speak, I’m on the internet, again, avoiding my work, again. My mom was a devoted wife. Then my parents split up, so now my mom is a chaplain at…

Guess what I found at Barnes & Noble! I’ll give you a hint, it’s approximately 2.8 x 10^74 possible combinations (the exact number is 282,870,942,277,741,856,536,180,333,107,150,328, 293,127,731,985,672,134,721,536,000,000,000,000,000).It looks like a more complex Rubik’s Cube, and costs $30. Give Up?

AOL and the Discovery Channel, as guided by the American public, goofed again. They’ve turned this into a popularity contest instead of an honest appraisal of our country’s history. Here is their latest list of the 25 Greatest Americans (presumably…