The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+26+++ Introduction ============== Eh-o. Half the year is gone. You know what that means: I’m a pessimist. Yup. I didn’t say, “We still have half of the year left,” or “the year is half-full.” Damn. Well, that’s…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+25+++ Introduction ============== Hey! Yahoo just boosted my e-mail free space to 100 MegaBytes! You know what this means, don’t you? That I’m going to stop deleting your e-mails as soon as I get them? Nope. That…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+25+++ Introduction ============== Hey! Yahoo just boosted my e-mail free space to 100 MegaBytes! You know what this means, don’t you? That I’m going to stop deleting your e-mails as soon as I get them? Nope. That…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+24+++ Introduction ============== I tried writing this episode early this week, but I accidentally played twenty hours of “Commandos 2: Men of Courage” instead. THEN, as if it weren’t bad enough, I tried to write this and…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+23+++ Introduction ============== So I went from the Sun City (El Paso, Texas) to Sin City (Las Vegas, Nevada). Next time, I think I’m going to go to Cos City (Ha ha, get it? Trig? Yeah, I…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+22+++ Introduction ============== Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me. I’m another year older, And on that, I’m not keen! And 19 times 19 Mooooore!! (or 361.) Circling the drain… Oh, no. I thought I was…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+21+++ Introduction: =============== So there I was, checking my e-mail, when I ran across my first submission to the Ind. e-Pen ever. My first thought was, “wow, someone actually wrote in,”… then I thought, “ha, wouldn’t it…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+20+++ Introduction: =============== Yikes! Isn’t this supposed to be summer break? Shouldn’t I be less busy now than I was during school? Jeez. I can’t take the pressure anymore, let me go back to Final’s Week! A…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+19+++ Introduction: =============== Bah, humbug. I’m becoming a Jehovah’s Witness. That’s right mom, no Mother’s day present for you. Okay, okay, yeah, I know I did that last year, then renounced my religion the day before my…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+18+++ Introduction: =============== Lazy weekends are the best, aren’t they? No finals to study for (which doesn’t mean no finals), no Pix Capacitors out (at least not to my knowledge), no games to play, no fun to…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+17+++ Introduction: =============== I wonder what New York City’s like… Do you wonder too? Well, I’ll tell you what: I’ll leave tonight at midnight, hang out with around the crunch, big red fruit, come back on Sunday,…

It turns out that the person that originally posed last week’s question demands that I consider him the true winner. Well, we here at the Ind e-Pen don’t submit to terrorism. So blah! Also, there is an ‘out’ where there…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+16+++ Introduction: =============== Oh, I love having lazy weekends. Sure, I’ve been writing/putting off this e-mail for twelve hours now, but that’s the beauty of having broad deadlines. As long as it’s still technically Saturday (in the…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+15+++ Introduction: =============== Welcome back to the Ind. (short for Independent, or Indiana, or Indifferent… I don’t really care either way, actually) e- (short for electronic. Common in association with electronic mail and websites like eharmony, ebay,…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+14+++ Introduction: =============== Finally, some time alone. My roommate’s friends came here from Millersville yesterday and, well… in the immortal words of the newly met J.P., “I wanna get some pussy, dammit!” Yeah. Five guys in one…

I apologize, my journalistic integrity somehow ranked lower than making fun of Jcak this issue. It turns out he did not see three boobs. Here, he can tell it better: you got some wrong information buddy. i didn’t see three…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+12+++ Introduction: =============== This week was chock-full of entertaining fun. Yep, being couped up in a car for 56 hours, seeing a tropical paradise, not getting any girls to flash me… you know, the usual. But enough…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+12+++ Introduction: =============== Today my good friends, we return to normalcy (oh, how I hate that word). That’s right, today, fateful readers, I go undercover, in drag, to find out just WHAT I’m missing out on. See…