ourwords2004: O’Connor has devised the cure for the common curse: Recognize that swearing does damage. Start by eliminating casual swearing. Think positively. Practice patience. Cope, don’t cuss. Stop complaining. Seek alternative words. Make your point politely. Think of what you…
Passed by Congress September 25, 1789. Ratified December 15, 1791. AMENDMENT I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+49+++ Introduction ================== Finals week! Yey! Go world! Now we can have a month off from stress and school where all we have to worry about is about what to get people for Kwanzaa or Channukah and…
You are faced with two guys: Ni and Nii. One of them always lies, one of them always tells the truth. You have one question. With that question you must find out who the liar is, who the truther is,…
I just found out why we all hate parking tickets so bad. I mean soooo bad. You know, the fuck up your day kind of bad? It’s because you got screwed… bad. And not in a cool way. Like when…
Dear Nazii, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, go fuck yourselves, fuck you, you fucking suck, why can’t you get real jobs you sadistic bastards? Fuck you. Also, you fucking suck monkey nuts. Fuck you. Where is the money going?…
Word to the wise. Today is Frank Jagear’s birthday. Be sure to throw some rocks at him.
Pix: they’re smart Pix: usually smarter than you and I Pix: … well, you anyway Jcak: yeah, but i still say adelay is freaking hot Pix: I’ve gotten better IM’s from a drunken monkey Jcak: haha Pix: It must be…
It’s almost really November 29. Ha! I told y’all we’d actually get here! Boo-ya! p.s. you mean these weren’t all posted on Monday? Huh?? And now…. NO COMMENTS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
I was angry at myself for not updating until I realized that it was my duty to update it and I couldn’t expect something new unless I, myself, put it up there. That sucks. Someone throw eggs at my window.…
Body Lame ass joke (_|_) Closing, Signature. aaaaaannnnnddd….. publish.
A 2005 wish list: $7 an hour job tutoring stupids with low self-esteems. $2000 American Atheists Scholarship. $3000 President’s Associate’s Scholarship. $3666 Lottery Scholarship. $950 Federal Pell Grant. ( $9000 Loan?) -$2000 Starting up a new hair-cutting business. -$3666 Tuition…
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My mom left for the weekend. You know what this means! Par-tey! … Now to get all of my friends here. … … Do you think I can make friends and have them come to my partey the same day?…
🙂 I hate myspace. Why is it more popular than OK Cupid? (Friendster whomps too, by the way). Give me twelve reasons myspace is better than OK Cupid and I’ll KILL YOU!!! 🙂
Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you? I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough…
In class now, talk to you later. love, Pixel
Here I am, busy as a be and I can’t help but stop and post a quick update: I can’t find my friend’s girlfriend… and I really need to give her a ride. Without me, who’s going to take her…