So I was reading this diary and I realized that I either wanted to kill this girl or cry reminiscing. And knowing myself, I’m going to end up doing the wrong one..

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s in Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!!! Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Mam, can i have a dog for Christmas? A: No, you can have a…

Oh, man. I was just reading about this guy and I got the weirdest feeling. It was an urge of some sort… almost a mix of feeling crazy and lying. I think I’m going to sleep now… pfft! Like anyone…

Boy, having nobody read what you write sure does suck. Especially when you fancy yourself a writer. Oh, well. Poop on a stick. The benefits outweigh the drawbacks, of course. I mean, this way I can tell super-awesome secrets and…

Ahh… finally, some news you can use… New Mexico: must not be 4 or more years older than teen States where the age of consent is 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, D.C., Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Michigan,…

A-D * Albania: 14 * Algeria: 16; same sex relationships are illegal * Andorra: 16 * Antigua: 16; 18 for homosexual males * Argentina: 15; though can be 12 in certain cases * Australia o Australian Capital Territory, New South…

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> << vol. 2 BT 1 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<< Introduction ================== Happy New Year, all! Yep, another 366 days down, and nothing to show for it, except for the new season of the Simpsons and a bunch of Animorphs…

Yeah, I know, everyone already wished you a happy New Year, and heck, why celebrate this day over all of the other, equally deserving, ones? Well, bah humbug to you pal! You’re on my site, not the otherway around… unless…

I haven’t posted anything serious in a while (not funny yes, serious no. There’s a distinction. For instance, no one would ever claim anything I publish is “Serious.” … especially when it’s supposed to be:( Whoa- I got the parenthesis…

Stupid Christians with their stupid holiday and their stupid brainwashing of their stupid kids. Also, screw Halmark for making this such a monetary thing. Bah Humbug! In related news, I gotta go, the damn weiner kids are listening. Also, my…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+51+++ Introduction ================== Have you ever been in a secluded area with a large group of people, expecting one or all but one of them might go missing? And none of them do? So then you think…

What?? I cannot believe they rereleased TZ in season form! Who the hell wants Collections when they’re going in order? Damn. I got hosed Tommy. I got hosed good. Also. The standard joke: A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a…

I need a life. Can I borrow one from the characters in ABC’s cult classic LIFE as we know it? Um… I’ll take Jonathan’s… maybe. Okay. Screw that. How about Riddick from Chronicles of Riddick? Mm hmm…

Buy my book! It’s the one that’s luckily placed right next to the other, identical, book, only for five dollars more. … he heh, I’m an idiot.

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+50+++ Introduction ================== So bored.. Absolutely nothing to do.. Not a darn thing… nope. So bored I accidentally issued a challenge to my dear friend Butt’s journal. And now I’m bored… so I thought I’d do a…