Yey!

Wow, it turns out that this was real! Who’d’ve thunk it? I wonder what else was real?

Gakked from Raaz

raazmataz P Perfect I Intelligent X X-Rated E Earthy L Loud Q Quiet Name / Username: What the?? Loud AND Quiet??

Moving day… for now

Okay, so, new spot for the blog… for now. When I figure out Fusion 8, I’ll move the blog back to its own little section and have the main site be informative and funny … I mean boring. Eh, you’ll…

New Counter

In response to my own post, I have decided to update the blog by moving it to the main page (apixelatedmind.com). May brokenlink Zeus help us all…

Wally-“News” Faux-Mart

Wal-Mart “has been accused of such things as discrimination, human rights violations, paying miserably low wages, destroying local environments, locking employees inside its stores, invading residential neighborhoods, creating traffic congestion, noise and light pollution, contributing to urban sprawl, and censoring…

Semi-Jacked

I’d actually seen this before, but every time I look at it, I want to punch a Republican…

More Stolen Stuff

“Guess what I have! “That’s right! A recipe for hotdogs! “Who wants to hear it?! “Everyone? “Great! “Here! Look at it! “Fish Chicken feet Chicken carcasses Chicken heads Lungs plus trachea Udder Liver Fresh blood Wheat flour Salt PP530 Water…

I love George Clooney

Apparently, after 9/11, O’Reilly attacked George Clooney and all of the celebrities who held a fundraiser for the victims’ families. He accused them of stealing funds and being liars. Well, after the Tsunami in Southeast Asia, George Clooney and the…

More Stolen Stuff

Garfield and Friends – Saturday morning, baby. Teddy Ruxpin – Damn… this one’s ancient… Captain Planet – Am I the only one with nothing but positive memories of Captain Planet? Oh, sigh. Duck Tales – Ooh! ooh! This was before…

Etiquette

is there such a thing as blog-etiquette? Like, is it wrong to steal all of another blog’s links? hmm… Oh, well. Look! Mars! eew… Okay, it looks bad, I admit, but give him the benefit of a doubt..

The Troops

Good god. You know, my brother’s in the army. A bunch of my friends from high school are in the Navy, and a whole heck of a lot of good people are probably enlisted in Zeus-knows what. But still, I…

I was supposed to wake up at 10…

I’ve been up for two hours now. Have you ever woken up earlier than you had to? Yeah, me either. I’m thinking this is penis related. You’d be surprised how often my problems are penis related…