Observations

Observation the third: Observation 1 needs modification. It seems that from late March to June is the mating season for the Washingtonian studentis. More observation is needed. Observations in Time: The Washingtonian studentis holds grudges like nobody’s business. Observation no.…

Going Down Under

Take your pick: this room, which might have its own bathroom … this one, that shares with the room next door … or this one, which shares a bathroom for every dozen people? And you’d be surprised which one is…

Hatred

I hate high school students now. Not all of them, just 17%. But that’s okay, because our good pal Gabe has made a list of all the groups you are allowed to hate in today’s culture. Students are one of…

Gonzalez

What the fizz? Obviously he was. I mean, we all saw the Passion of the Christ, right? Or at least the South Park episode about it.. oh, screw it. Speaking of which, am I the only one that severely hates…

Whoa!

70 posts in the month of January. That’s an average of 2.29 posts per day. And we’re not even counting the retconning of my history (although shh! You didn’t hear it from me). I seriously need a life. And now……

enough

alright. Enough stealing Gorzo‘s posts. It’s not even fun anymore. It’s like he wants to suck. Jeez…

Boo Ya, Grandma!

Wow. So it wasn’t a fluke. Apparently, another person believes I’m intriguing. It seems that there’s an entire group of people alive in Washington (Wenatchee or Entiat) who know and/or like each other. I might even go so far as…

Kickbum

See? Some people think I’m interesting! And not just for my viewspaper, either *grumble, grumble, grumble* Sure, they’re about 1000 miles away, but hey: I don’t see you having peeps!

SOTU?

Hmm… The real State of the Union, eh? Gotta admit, this was disappointing… to say the least. This one, however, is pretty friggin’ good.

What do you get when…?

What do you get when you type in “What do you get when” in a search engine? … the first half of a hundred thousand jokes. Which you’d think would at least be half funny…

indepen

I’m thinking that if nobody says anything within the next month, I won’t write any more indepens. I just don’t feel they’re being warmly received. Perhaps I’m too picky. Eh.

Butt!

Hey, guess what? From now on, everything Butt posts on his blog will be reposted here, only better. So why bother going to his blog when you can go to mine? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Golden

So the Pink Panther, Bert, Ernie, Tinky-Winky, Buster the Bunny, Barney, and Spongebob are all gay. Huh. Let’s let Dr. Dobson explain it for us: ‘Imagine a classroom full of wide-eyed five-year olds, sitting in a circle in front of…