I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a…

So I hear about this kid whose life’s been ruined, right? And I see this link to this website that has this cool (hideously slow to download) game. Then I remember another game that we used to play last year……

So I’m a contributor at another blog now. Crazy. Who would ask me to contribute anything. I’m still surprised they let me edit the Arts & Sciences Newsletter.. and tutor kids in classes I’ll never take.. and walk around with…

Has anyone ever heard of Portales, New Mexico? Unless you’re Alethea or you severely enjoy reading maps (and lets face it– who doesn’t?), you probably haven’t. Portales is six hours away. Portales is betwixt Clovis and Roswell. Surely you’ve heard…

“hey pix, would you mind explaining to me who you are??? ive seen your comments, and its like another helen/larry!” “Don’t you think we should invite Pix to this blog?” ” i’ve been wondering… who are you prof pixel???” “that…

GRRRAAAAA!!!!! I posted something yesterday. I did. But because I posted it from on campus, it never went through and I lost my work. It was a funny post, too. It was. But now my 31 day streak is broken.…

Go to this site, then click on Emblems and go down to the “Procreate Emblem.” Yeah. If you order that for me, I’ll be your best friend.

Check this out: “I should like to create a perfect world where transportation prices are inversely proportional to the passenger’s wit. Carlos, you’d be travelling for pennies.” Ideally, I’d say something witty about it, but I’m 3 for 18. Let…

Listening to Sublime’s version of “No Woman No Cry” makes me cry like a woman.

The B-52s… They speak to me, you know? Right here. Man they’re deep! (anybody who was expecting a more entertaining, or more often occuring series of posts has been reading this blog too much)

This post makes it at least one post per day every day for four weeks. P.S. By reading this post, you give up all rights to correct me in any stories I tell in public that you may have read…

I’ve decided to start tempting Death. No more seat belt for me. I’ll also stop checking my blind spot when I’m driving alone and probably a whole host of other things. In a related note, I just figured out that…

Drew Carey is good, and I suppose Daria and Chucky & co. are good choices as well. Jerry Springer, though, is technically not a fictional character. Still, I maintain that there just aren’t many characters with glasses in entertainment. So,…

Harry Potter, Napoleon Dynamite, Hank Hill, Eliza Thornberry, Peter Griffin, and Dexter. That is all, and most of them are cartoon characters or aimed at little kids. Find me another main character in anything that wears glasses and keeps them…

I’m trying this new only-one-post-a day thing. How’s it working? Update: This post is really just a McGuffin. But enough about that, on to another thing… Look! A Red Herring! Updated Update: As per my implied promise in an implied…

Will the lucky number 1000 please comment? You can check what number visitor you are at the very bottom of this page. I’ll give the person a nice, shiny dollar if they do.

I’m in a class of 21 students right now. We’re dividing into debate teams (of three). Somehow, there are seven complete groups without me. I can’t understand how, in an evenly divisible class, I still ended up being the odd…