Consternation
It seems as if this fellow is either incompetent, a swindler, or in the privvy of more information than my current advisor. The guy wants me to pay directly to Macquarie, but my current advisors tell me that this is…
Finally, Acceptance.
Dear Pixel, I am pleased to advise that you have been sucessful in gaining a place in the Study Abroad / Exchange program at Macquarie University commencing MERGEFIELD. Congratulations! Attached is our acceptance package which includes: * Offer letter *…
Oh yous, Oh yous…
Okay, I know I’m not a 2, let alone a 1. Yous guys are all jerks. Okay, sure, it’s funny, but c’mon! Okay, fine. Maybe it’s my fault for posting the link. I’ll stop doing that now. Let’s see the…
Oh, the Humanity!
Click here. It’s the only way you’ll understand how absolutely devastated I am. Oh, but why would they do it?? Why? What possible reason could Net Disaster have for destroying the internet? Why? Why?? WHY???
It turns out that I am Not
So, anyway, based on five votes, I am a Five point Two. Ha ha! I’ve got an ugly mug! I’ve got an ugly mug! Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!!
Am I Hot? I Am Not…
First it was Friendster, then OKCupid, then the Facebook, then Myspace, then Campus Hopper, now it’s Hot or Not. So tell me. Am I hot? Or not… 🙂 Ha ha! Go superficiality! p.s. I find all humans disgusting, so whatever…
I Love the Government
“Operating with permission from a secretive U.S. court that meets regularly at Justice headquarters, the FBI has used such warrants to break into homes, offices, hotel rooms and automobiles, install hidden cameras, search luggage and eavesdrop on telephone conversations. Agents…
Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!!
Okay, everyone go here. Now check out the very first link on the left side. Whoo! Whoo!!* Yey Moofruot! You rock! *okay, I understand that the only reason I’m the first link is because my blog starts with the letter…
I’m an artistic genius
Hey, look at this picture that I, and not Drew, drew: Yup. Me. Not Drew. Me. Mm hmm..
The Pix Capacitor Presents…
What is the Pix Capacitor?The Pix Capacitor is a viewspaper where all sorts of craziness takes place. Socrates, Sigmund Freud, and Albus Dumbledore run rampant through the pages, and a beaver named Gabe gives advice to people who have tried…
New Forgiven Person
I know a good number of you (1) will think I’ve sold out, but I am hereby cancelling all active pranks on all unfounded accusers. No sense pranking somebody who’s trying to apologize.. And besides, I hate negative feelings. Erica…
New Favorite Person
I officially take back this post. Wow, it’s crazy how quickly I turn coat like that. All it takes is one compliment and I have a new favorite person. And one attack and they become a victim to a new…
Regrese
Dear world, I’m back. Good for me. Oh, and what the bleep does “What the BLEEP Do We Know” know? I thought to myself at least fifty times that I would sit next to a beautiful woman on the forty-seven…
That is so sweet
Made way to update my blog today because Amelia misses me (p.s. she is now my official favorite person. Take that Drew! Phhhbbbtt!!) I’m here in my good bud T-Rob’s dorm playing Halo whilst I put off doing actual work…
Indiana, Pennsylvania
Apologies my soon to be many lovely lady friends (the many is soon, not the ladies), but for the past few days I’ve been on a bus, smelling like a Bus Person, and talking to increasingly prolific people (in the…
The Nominees…
Cassie (is boob-tacular) Pet Penguin Tittie (round and squishy and has some form of blue/silver substance in him, which is remarkabley boob-like. He’s boob-tacular too) Moofruot (Canadian, that’s always a plus… or maybe English. Either or. Plus, she reads my…
Barely??
In an unrelated topic, it seems that today was barely the first time someone noticed that I’d stopped writing the iep‘s. Twice before this, someone’d mentioned that they read them, but for such avid fans, not a one ‘fore my…
Idle Tuesday
Today is a Lazy Blog Day… And I think I’m getting paranoid about the Parking Nazi. The OCD seems to be coming back. I’m so stressed out right now.. I need a flippin’ girlfriend. Any applicants? Update (10:35): This is…