Se Acabo!
It appears that people want more randomness. So, quarter whallop transexual left turn. Speaking of QWTLT, I finished all of my papers in the wee hours of the morn’. You should all be proud of me. No longer are deadlines…
A New Direction?
What do you want to see here? More politics More about your viewspaper. WTF happened with that? You shutting your trap! Some philosophy and deep thoughts More jokes (that you didn’t write) More humorous anecdotes (that you did write) Hardcore…
A Lark Apart
A new name is tossed into the mix: Martin Lopez has entered the “Date the Editor” contest. So, as of now, the candidates are: Martin Lopez Cassie Aho A “boob-tastic” penguin Moofruot Moofruot’s head Taiesoup If there’s anybody missing, or…
Hmph!
As a somewhat, but not really, offendable person, I am somewhat, but not really, offended by this post. Not only does Drew not laugh at my post as it exposes the sexuality of famous people, but he also implies that…
Moral Politics
I haven’t actually read this book yet, but just reading the comments has enlightened me. Especially the last one that compares liberals to battered wives that stick by their husbands (conservatives) no matter how badly they piss away all of…
Don’t you just Hate White people?
I know I do. And I thought Lauren did as well, but it turns out she doesn’t. But I do. I mean, I started my own group on Facebook (which has its own anti-hate policy after the “Niggaz on Welfare”…
Et tu, Julius Caesar?
What do Alexander the Great, James Baldwin, Drew Barrymore, Marlon Brando, Caligula, Truman Capote, Michelangelo, Casanova, Noel Coward, Jeff Dahmer, James Dean, Ellen DeGeneres, Andy Dick, Edward II, Harvey Fierstein, John Wayne Gacy, Greta Garbo, Federico Garcia Lorca, Boy George,…
A Difference of Values
The difference between my values and those of most people is that I don’t think humans are nearly as special as most people seem to believe. As such, abortion, assisted suicide, and birth control seem fine to me. After all,…
Fighting the left… Doing it right
*sigh* “Silent majority?” WTF? Nobody makes more noise than the right. And what’s more, they’re actually proud to be on Rush Limbaugh’s website! *sigh* The problem with all of this is that, like all festering arguments, there’s a nugget of…
There’s no honor in this! Oh, wait, there is.
Look. I’m an ‘honorable’ mention for this $2000 scholarship. Thanks, but honorable mentions don’t pay the bills. If they did, my bills would be minimal. Only $6000 or so. Oh, I’m screwed.
Gabe is a bold-ass bogey
Dear Readers, I’m still reading the encyclopedia and for the first time in a long time, I feel like an educated beaver. I was always in the bottom third of my graduating class. In fact, PhD’s from my graduation…
Oh, 2 Gigs worth of Memories…
I remember when Sabine was just Amelia… and The Cat in the Hat? I remember her as Haley. And Eggo the Waffle is still Drew in my book. Then again, I’m one to talk about change. I used to be…
Oh, Kayley, My Kayley
A voice said, “Hi, ointment! lol that’s one thing I thought I’d never end up typing… So, hmmm. I’m not sure who u r, so introduce yourself, friend! (wow ok I’ll just be leaving now) :)” Hm. Who m I,…
Belief in editors: dumb
I hope Wesley won’t mind my reprinting his article here. I’m just commenting on the Round Up’s editing style… it bites. Half-Mast Thinking (replaced by Belief in God Dumb) As I strolled by the half-mast flags in front of the…
Objectively Amusing
Despite all outward appearances, I actually really dislike poetry.. at least non-Poe, non-Yeats, non-Frost, and non-humorous poetry.
Anonymity isn’t just for shy people anymore
Too many people know who I am. I was outside of the Student Union today and I ran into five people I knew and seven fans. Waaayy too many. I mean, I’m not adverse to the public, but being known…
A good wife always knows her place
They’re Reading This.
It seems that the Nazis know who I am. They’ve read my letter to the editor, a good portion of them know me by face (two of which are afraid of me), and some of them have even read the…