Ha ha! The Parking Nazi Strike!

They signed me up for SPAM!! Isn’t that great? My once SPAM-free e-mail address (pixel q [at] nmsu [dot] edu) is now loaded with SPAM. They stole my idea! Ha ha, they’re funny. Resentful. Morally unjustifiable. Childish. Apparently perverts to…

The A-Ha! Feeling– Now in Prank Form!

I’ve figured out what I’mna do to the person that wronged me so! I’d tell you, but he or she reads this blog and would figure it out sooner or later. p.s. I’mna have to resurrect the “What is the…

The ABCs of Dating

Suppose A is dating B. They’ve dated for a while, but now A no longer has any feelings for B. A has two options: 1) break up with B (or take a break, whatever). 2) not break up with B,…

Letter to the Editor 2

It amuses me that the Parking Aides who are so adamant about everyone on campus reading the NMSU Parking and Traffic Regulations are the exact ones that could not even finish reading a simple letter to the editor. Perhaps this…

Should I Breed? Should You?

No kids for me You scored 54% Worthiness and 4% Likeliness! You’re actually not that bad of a person; you’re pretty deserving and you have good knowledge. If you actually listen to what people tell you (constructive criticism is good)…

Doo doo doo doodle-board.

So that’s why my doodle-board hadn’t been working… they’ve become a pay-service. Oh, bother. Okay, let’s go over the list so far: 1. tagboard— inserts pop-ups unless you pay. A web no-no, so did I keep it? No. 2. myshoutbox…

An Argument For Anonymous Posts

Alethea and Drew (at least) don’t like anonymous posts. I happen to love them. My argument is thus: If you can simply type in your name instead of remaining anonymous and you choose to still remain anonymous, then you are…

Formerly Rosie

So Rosie O’Donnell has a blog now. As does Zach Braff. Their blogs aren’t any better than mine, are they?

Pix Capacitor VI-I

Yo, I finished yet another issue of my viewspaper. *Ahem*, you can get the .pdf file here, but I must warn thee, if your compy lacks the necessary fonts, it’ll look silly. So if you don’t have Comic Sans MS,…

Crazy Search Engine Terms

1. Go to Google.com 2. Type: how to become a theologist 3. Click search. 4. Say: WTF? I’m also under: portales nm homicides. The things you learn from checking your statistics… Another thing: Top web addresses viewed before coming to…

Ha ha, Rob is being Tag Teamed!

Oh, dear. How did the creationists take over this topic? I didn’t think that there were that many of them. Wow. Should I go help out Rob or just stay out of it altogether? And how many of you people…

For the Statisticians Among You

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In MY Name? In MY NAME????

Some jerk submitted a response to my letter in the Round Up. Okay, that doesn’t make them a jerk. Using my name, however, does. I’m so p.o.ed I could repost their letter here and bold all the mispelled words, grammar…

Letter to the Editor 1

Yesterday, I came out in the rain to my car and saw a tell-tale yellow envelope under my windshield wiper. The incident brought Peter Finch’s famous Network speech back to mind: “First, you’ve gotta get mad. So, I want you…

Today’s Been a Day

I’ve been alternately p.o.’d and happy all day. And often concurrently. I was printed in the school paper (link missing, they’ve not yet updated the site, the slow-pokes). I released the Arts & Sciences Newsletter. I spent several hours writing…

Ode to Amelia

woman swimming on body of water

Amelia, Oh Amelia, you’re too young for me, as far as moody swimmers go. Although, just so you know, everytime you post, my heart beats like so. lucky am I, that I was able to meet– in a metaphorical sense,…