“Do it now. You’ve been swallowing the truth for all of these years. Tell him to stop.” — Law & Order: SVU That’s not the only thing that he’s swallowed. He heh…

So T-Rob is planning on hiking the Appalachian mountains after graduation. I think I’m going to go with him. C’mon, what else am I going to do with those 6 months?

Less than T-Rob. Less by $187, 562… I’m worth $1,914,142. Edit (June 17, 2024): 19 years later, I’m worth $2,095,152. That’s an average of earning 4.76 an hour for 19 years. Oof, that hurts.

And I mean both Carey and Barrymore, but this time I’m talking about the cute girl (shut up, she’s beautiful and you know it). And I’ve always liked her (my longest standing crush to date. Number 2 is Kirsten Dunst……

If you could choose to be invisible forever, would you? I would.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> < < vol. 2 BT 4 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<< Intro. Oh, my! Guess what I’m doing? That’s right! I’m writing another script! Only, instead of this one being based on previous work, I’m writing it out of my…

Oh, these Merchant Bankers have me just about Creamed. This isn’t the Baked Bean’s English, it’s all Bubble to me! What a load of Cobblers!

Zeus I hope Bush wins the worst actor category. That would be like an insult inside of an insult. Wow. Who’d’ve thunk that something like the Razzies could be insulting? And who’d’ve especially thunk that they could be witty at…

Hmm… I didn’t realize that I’d had my blog this long. It seems weird that I’ve predicted so many* crazily improbable things. Wow. I should be famous. * more to be added later 🙂

First, I made it on OK Cupid’s Stranger Arranger. Which is good, I guess, seeing as I had had enough of Tai rubbing it in my face that she was arranged more often than I, but it isn’t all that…

I know I shouldn‘t be reading this negative, angry-as-fuck asshole (though not because I support censorship, just because he’s really, really negative), but c’mon! He’s funny! I like funny, even if I’m not.

I’ll probably never go to most of these, but still. Whoa

I’m writing a pirate movie. We plan to get it finished by Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arr!!

The charges: support terrorism, are deceptive, sexist, immoral, untactful, and extreme. The response: extremity and terrorism are in how you look at it. If you believe what Bruce Friedrich, a PETA executive, said “If we really believe animals have the…

He heh. So sexy.

Wow. Who knew?

And here I was thinking that shows now sucked.

AAHHHH!!!! WTF!!! Since WHEN does my site have POP-UPS?? AAHHHH!!!! Someone save me! How do I get rid of them?? AAHHHH!!!!