Life lesson: a bum will ask for change.
Life lesson: a bum will ask for change. A junkie will ask for ten dollars.
So I failed (miserably) at 24-hour comic day.
So I failed (miserably) at 24-hour comic day. Very well. I have a new New Year’s Resolution: to finish a 24-page comic book.
“(mumble, mumble, mumble) .
“(mumble, mumble, mumble) …Sorry, just thinking out loud.” “Is that why you’re usually so quiet?”
Just wrote a 24-page comic script.
Just wrote a 24-page comic script. 3k words. Who knew it would take more than a page? I’m not going to get even close to finishing this..
What the hell? I thought 24-hour comic day was October 24th! Not October 3rd! Guess how I’m going to spend the day today? Sad, probably.
What the hell? I thought 24-hour comic day was October 24th! Not October 3rd! Guess how I’m going to spend the day today? Sad, probably.
Words philosophy has ruined for me: valid, metaphysics, rigid, moral, ethical, possible, necessary, and sexy.
Words philosophy has ruined for me: valid, metaphysics, rigid, moral, ethical, possible, necessary, and sexy.
I am thankful for the little things.
I am thankful for the little things. For instance: I’m glad there’s an outbreak of Swine Flu and not Swine Herpes.
Somebody write this down- I’m hungry, near a food court and I DON’t feel like a burrito.
Somebody write this down- I’m hungry, near a food court and I DON’t feel like a burrito… I’m scared.
Why do philosophers who study metaphysics call themselves metaphysicians? Shouldn’t it be metaphycisists? We’re not diagnosing doctors.
Why do philosophers who study metaphysics call themselves metaphysicians? Shouldn’t it be metaphycisists? We’re not diagnosing doctors.
I know Batman doesn’t kill, but why can’t he maim or paralyze?
I know Batman doesn’t kill, but why can’t he maim or paralyze?
Good adaptive question: why do camels have humps? Bad adaptive question: Why are camels so ugly?
Good adaptive question: why do camels have humps? Bad adaptive question: Why are camels so ugly?
Fun tip: you can boost your citations yourself! “As I said in one of my earlier papers, X.
Fun tip: you can boost your citations yourself! “As I said in one of my earlier papers, X.” (then you cite every paper you’ve ever written)
Whoever said “Nobody can love you until you love yourself” was a liar.
Whoever said “Nobody can love you until you love yourself” was a liar. Also: didn’t have a puppy.
When I saw that a Tsunami near Samoa and “Google Wave” were both trending topics, I thought that Google had finally gone too far: but no.
When I saw that a Tsunami near Samoa and “Google Wave” were both trending topics, I thought that Google had finally gone too far: but no.
Hulu says the name of last week’s episode of “House” was “Broken.
Hulu says the name of last week’s episode of “House” was “Broken.” Oh, no, I’m amused.
I like referencing past jobs and hobbies because nobody can verify them.
I like referencing past jobs and hobbies because nobody can verify them. “I used to be a traffic cop/junkie/kangaroo.”
I’m glad nobody’s ever thought to underline sentences on the first and last pages of articles before.
I’m glad nobody’s ever thought to underline sentences on the first and last pages of articles before. That would be scandalous.
“I slept with your best friend.
“I slept with your best friend.” “But YOU’RE my best friend. My only other friend is my mother!” “Well.. So then I slept with your two b …