I just saw Beyoncé’s music video.. It’s okay, I guess.

The x-men should also take in mutants with deleterious mutations. After all, for every cyclops there’s a… Cyclops.

I want to cowrite a paper with someone. I’ll provide all of the vowels.

I’m going to start two journals called “Sceince” and “Natrue” and publish anything people send me as long as they pay me $50.

By sheer ratio of citations to total career word count, I think we should declare Ed Gettier the most effective philosopher ever.

Someone please tell the following joke to Saul Kripke: “Did you hear that Homer didn’t write the Odyssey? Some other blind Greek poet did.”

My goal for this semester is to not hang myself with a belt. You know me: I love challenges.

Mac Store says they mailed my rebate and it might take 7-10 days. Yeah, right- If they ship it via “Absolutely No Priority” mail.

Whoa. I just remembered this one time when I had deja vu. Weird.

Noon Monday September 7, 2009: The moment I finally felt like I belonged in grad school. @narfna – I had a conversation with a guy I hope will be my advisor and he said I had several ideas nobody’d said…

The Ouija board needs a spot for “Pseudoquestion.” Otherwise, I’ll just keep asking it when it’ll stop beating its wife.

Macbook Airs are so thin you can fit them into a manila envelope. But I don’t need a Mac to do that- I just need bigger manila envelopes.

I’m going to go ahead and retweet my last tweet. Only I’ll try to stay under 140 characters this time.

Teach the debate. But also teach the resolution.

My theory of denotation prevents you from refering to any object unless you’re pointing at it and saying the word “THIS.”

Pseudoquestion: “It’s six o’clock EST. What time is it on the sun?” Pseudoanswer: “noon.”

What’s my background? This wall right here.

If you repeat a word after a sentence, it adds extra emphasis to that word in the sentence. . . In.