I’m a lover, not a fighter. Specifically, I love to fight.

2011 — the pothole in memory lane.

We agree on tomato and potato, but here we’re going to have to call the whole thing off!

?x(Gx) Where Gx = If ?x(Gx) ? ?x~(Gx) In other words… “All generalizations are false.”

I sold my watch to buy you a watch chain. … I’m bad at presents.

Teaching ethics is great. When else can you start a sentence with “suppose you find the smell of burning cats erotic” and get away with it?

Freud was such an idmaniac.

… just found some plagiarism. Fuck. The student I caught plagiarizing just emailed me to complain about his grade, asking how he should appeal. Here’s a hint: don’t.

I’m discussing higher and lower pleasures tomorrow. So tonight I’m going to eat, drink, and celebrate Christmas.

I’m going to go out and get breakfast. You know- seize the day!

Carbon Monoxide FAQs: Q: What do you do if you wake up dead? A: Consult your metaphysician immediately.

I need to set my bathroom scale to Log to make me feel better.

Don’t you know the rules of the road? Weren’t they printed on the Cracker Jack box where you got your driver’s license?

I like the idea of saving things in inappropriate media: “I’ve enclosed our band’s demo song. Please see the attached Word doc.”

It feels odd to accidentally overhear a first date. It’s all of the “I’m going to ruin this” feeling with none of the foolish hope.

When I’m around economists, I go out of my way to make important life decisions in front of them by flipping a coin.

Some times I forget that I want to work less and not significantly more.

“It is necessary for a concept to be believed if it is true, however it is only sufficient for something to be true if it is believed.” >:-[ I like that she used words that philosophers use. I dislike that…