J.D. Salinger died! And I had an exclusive interview with him next week, too!

We completed the humor cycle: first iPad jokes were the rage, now the trend is to mock them. I hope metamocking is next.

I can’t wait to get an #iPad so I can update my Blag.

Creative Challenge 4: (Photography) Make a thematic photographic essay of 5 pictures. To be repeated at the end of the year.

Why are there so few songs about sports? Is it because musicians suck at sports?

I just started reading a sentence, realized it was important, underlined it, and didn’t finish reading it.

I’m making an academic character sheet. Quick: someone give me 10 skills that are good for academia.

You don’t go to the gym to impress the women who are at the gym. You go to impress the ones that aren’t.

Creative Challenge 3: Record one minute of yourself playing/singing something you wrote. (This is purely diagnostic. To be repeated.)

Working on a Character Sheet for Academia. My work poncho counts as +3 Concentration, -5 Charisma.

Just found out my ePrint account reset to $36 this semester. Cha-ching!

We help Wall Street at the expense of Main Street and forget about Martin Luther King Jr. drive.

Creative Challenge this week: Write a short story Fictional, non-fictional, sequitur or non. Length is up to you. Content is free.

If you want to clean, you’d better be ready to get your hands dirty.

Why’d the Fresh Prince take a cab anyway? Didn’t his aunt and uncle care enough to pick him up at the airport?

Damn it. I have lived in four separate decades. This is depressing.

Time for breakfast.

People are trying to cheer me up. Some people make it better. Some make it far, far worse. </emo>