Have you ever accidentally posted something on another blog without meaning to? It makes you feel silly. Boy, this being a contributing author to multiple blogs is confusing. Update (midnight): Drew came up with an awesome meme, me thinks. Let’s…
I’ve taken the liberty to spell check this passage. The tally is as follows: Justin: 32 spelling mistakes, 14 grammar mistakes, and 18 overuses of “1337 Speak” Drew: 5 spelling mistakes, and 2 overuses of “1337 Speak” (an overuse is…
You can’t expect me to update every hour! It’s inhuman, I tell you, inhuman!! Oh, and how are you?
Over the next few weeks, we’ll be adding some of Gabe’s brilliant ::scoff, scoff:: advice from years past. Hopefully, this will help you get a better idea of just who Gabriel Donovan David Deringer Dwight Beaver is.. I’m positive he…
Dear Gabe, My cousin has a nose picking disorder, and recently it has become chronic. He told me that he had a mission to find his brain. I’m concerned for his disorder, and was wondering what could aide my cousin…
This is a blog for our very own advice giving beaver, Gabe. Gabe shall be posting on here soon. But till then, give us some time to mess with the html.
Am I the only one that thinks it’s insulting to time the people’s acceptance speeches? And even more insulting to not let some of the less entertaining people go up to the stage? And who watches the entire show? More…
I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a…
So I hear about this kid whose life’s been ruined, right? And I see this link to this website that has this cool (hideously slow to download) game. Then I remember another game that we used to play last year……
So I’m a contributor at another blog now. Crazy. Who would ask me to contribute anything. I’m still surprised they let me edit the Arts & Sciences Newsletter.. and tutor kids in classes I’ll never take.. and walk around with…
Has anyone ever heard of Portales, New Mexico? Unless you’re Alethea or you severely enjoy reading maps (and lets face it– who doesn’t?), you probably haven’t. Portales is six hours away. Portales is betwixt Clovis and Roswell. Surely you’ve heard…
“hey pix, would you mind explaining to me who you are??? ive seen your comments, and its like another helen/larry!” “Don’t you think we should invite Pix to this blog?” ” i’ve been wondering… who are you prof pixel???” “that…
GRRRAAAAA!!!!! I posted something yesterday. I did. But because I posted it from on campus, it never went through and I lost my work. It was a funny post, too. It was. But now my 31 day streak is broken.…
Go to this site, then click on Emblems and go down to the “Procreate Emblem.” Yeah. If you order that for me, I’ll be your best friend.
What do you know?
Check this out: “I should like to create a perfect world where transportation prices are inversely proportional to the passenger’s wit. Carlos, you’d be travelling for pennies.” Ideally, I’d say something witty about it, but I’m 3 for 18. Let…
Listening to Sublime’s version of “No Woman No Cry” makes me cry like a woman.
The B-52s… They speak to me, you know? Right here. Man they’re deep! (anybody who was expecting a more entertaining, or more often occuring series of posts has been reading this blog too much)