What is the Pix Capacitor?The Pix Capacitor is a viewspaper where all sorts of craziness takes place. Socrates, Sigmund Freud, and Albus Dumbledore run rampant through the pages, and a beaver named Gabe gives advice to people who have tried…
I know a good number of you (1) will think I’ve sold out, but I am hereby cancelling all active pranks on all unfounded accusers. No sense pranking somebody who’s trying to apologize.. And besides, I hate negative feelings. Erica…
I officially take back this post. Wow, it’s crazy how quickly I turn coat like that. All it takes is one compliment and I have a new favorite person. And one attack and they become a victim to a new…
Dear world, I’m back. Good for me. Oh, and what the bleep does “What the BLEEP Do We Know” know? I thought to myself at least fifty times that I would sit next to a beautiful woman on the forty-seven…
Made way to update my blog today because Amelia misses me (p.s. she is now my official favorite person. Take that Drew! Phhhbbbtt!!) I’m here in my good bud T-Rob’s dorm playing Halo whilst I put off doing actual work…
Apologies my soon to be many lovely lady friends (the many is soon, not the ladies), but for the past few days I’ve been on a bus, smelling like a Bus Person, and talking to increasingly prolific people (in the…
Cassie (is boob-tacular) Pet Penguin Tittie (round and squishy and has some form of blue/silver substance in him, which is remarkabley boob-like. He’s boob-tacular too) Moofruot (Canadian, that’s always a plus… or maybe English. Either or. Plus, she reads my…
In an unrelated topic, it seems that today was barely the first time someone noticed that I’d stopped writing the iep‘s. Twice before this, someone’d mentioned that they read them, but for such avid fans, not a one ‘fore my…
Today is a Lazy Blog Day… And I think I’m getting paranoid about the Parking Nazi. The OCD seems to be coming back. I’m so stressed out right now.. I need a flippin’ girlfriend. Any applicants? Update (10:35): This is…
They signed me up for SPAM!! Isn’t that great? My once SPAM-free e-mail address (pixel q [at] nmsu [dot] edu) is now loaded with SPAM. They stole my idea! Ha ha, they’re funny. Resentful. Morally unjustifiable. Childish. Apparently perverts to…
I’ve figured out what I’mna do to the person that wronged me so! I’d tell you, but he or she reads this blog and would figure it out sooner or later. p.s. I’mna have to resurrect the “What is the…
Suppose A is dating B. They’ve dated for a while, but now A no longer has any feelings for B. A has two options: 1) break up with B (or take a break, whatever). 2) not break up with B,…
It amuses me that the Parking Aides who are so adamant about everyone on campus reading the NMSU Parking and Traffic Regulations are the exact ones that could not even finish reading a simple letter to the editor. Perhaps this…
No kids for me You scored 54% Worthiness and 4% Likeliness! You’re actually not that bad of a person; you’re pretty deserving and you have good knowledge. If you actually listen to what people tell you (constructive criticism is good)…
So that’s why my doodle-board hadn’t been working… they’ve become a pay-service. Oh, bother. Okay, let’s go over the list so far: 1. tagboard— inserts pop-ups unless you pay. A web no-no, so did I keep it? No. 2. myshoutbox…
Alethea and Drew (at least) don’t like anonymous posts. I happen to love them. My argument is thus: If you can simply type in your name instead of remaining anonymous and you choose to still remain anonymous, then you are…
So Rosie O’Donnell has a blog now. As does Zach Braff. Their blogs aren’t any better than mine, are they?
Yo, I finished yet another issue of my viewspaper. *Ahem*, you can get the .pdf file here, but I must warn thee, if your compy lacks the necessary fonts, it’ll look silly. So if you don’t have Comic Sans MS,…