Month: October 2005

a Which is better, apples or oranges? b 1. You know, I never understood why guys today are so obsessed with six-packs. 2. Oh? 1. Yeah, kegs can hold much more beer. c Silly Rabbi, molestation is for Priests. d 2. Yo dude, man. 1. Yo yo yo my brother from another mother who would…

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My base of operations is now Wisconsin, in case anybody’s wondering how I could be in four places at once, it’s easy: time zones. When I zone out, I do it through a time zone. when i drink, i travel into the future (mostly the next morning) and teleport (hopefully my bed, but sometimes the…

Damn. I shouldn’t have read this. Now I don’t want to finish the book. And it was a good book too. Updating for the sake of updating. Something bigger tomorrow and Tuesday come. Related posts: Saturdays with Pixel Turns out I didn’t get up at 10:20. I wanted to, but I didn’t. I suspect it’s…

Ha ha. Ever notice how some authors have odd names? I realized while looking up Dracula that Bram Stoker’s name looks an awful lot like a porn name. Then I realized how they all have silly looking names. Let’s go. Again! St. Augustine of Hippo Gustav BenJava Earl Derr Biggers Edgar Rice Burroughs Iris Chang…

It’s time I admitted it, I’ve been having Writer’s Block for the past few weeks. So now I ask you to provide me with ideas. If you can think of something that needs making fun of, comment here. I’ll also accept funny news articles or serious topics that most humour columnists wouldn’t touch with a…