Day one of Prank the Secretary is going through without a hitch.

There’s no day like snow day.

@narfna – Hey, do you have a wishlist online somewhere? For gifts and such. As thanks for the ipod.

Comics before I failed miserably at hourly comic day: 3.

I’m reading the novelization of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and I’m hooked at how complex the characters are.

Whenever someone makes the Fundamental Attribution Error, I always assume that they’re just the type of person that makes that kind of error

Hm. Michigan offered a senior position to our department chair. I predict administrative foul-ups.

For the price of four burritos, I got five. Which means I can sell them at twice the cost for ten-fold profit!!

You can count on me! … All the way up to one, I suppose.

Jerri Blank – “People can change! And I know, if you give me a chance, I can make You change!”

I say we build a world wonder over Herostradus’ tomb. Let’s see how HE likes it!

Back, during the five minutes I understood Kant in 2005, I made a note to myself- “You are out of milk.”

Okay, time to put on my work poncho and take off my… distraction dashiki?

and I disagree about what our status message is.

Hulu now has Strangers with Candy. I am self-actualized.

Some days I don’t have a single worthwhile thought in my head. I call these days My Life.

They say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. But I am broke. And payday is two weeks away. How do I fix that?

What is the equivalent of rickrolling in academic papers? Because I want to do that.

Man, the department’s secretary does some pretty weird stuff in the office when he thinks everyone has gone home.

The highest grade I can get in logic now is a 97.3%. This dishonor calls for seppuku.

Getting some specials for the day after Valentine’s Day or, as I like to call it, Diabetes Awareness Day.

I used to abbreviate Valentine’s Day before I realized that VD was already an abbreviation for something else.

Wait, you’re allowed to use your school resources for non-personal uses, too??

I feel like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, only I’m also getting older..

Watching sports, I’m surprised at how similar crowd reactions are to moral judgments. They’re just Yeys and Boos.

Go to hell, carolina, go to hell. I mean the university of, of course, not the state. That would just be silly.

“Do you think an eighty-year-old woman could be sexually attractive?” ‘Oh, sure, I mean, It’s not Logically inconsistent.’

I don’t remember anything the professor said, but I remember Where he was standing when he said it.

I made one handout back in October and have been ripping off the design ever since.

Finally got around to microlending on kiva.org. Do you have him in blond?

Hourly Comic Day Is Over!

Hourly Comic Day!

This just isn’t my scene: Heck, it’s not even my Act!

I got a free shirt! Which is the reason I only donate blood on laundry day.

This university has about as many free parking spots as an endangered coral reef.

My head, I keep all of my good thoughts in my head.

Balls. I have ten hours to read 150 more pages. Does anybody have any Adderall? Or, failing that, a revolver?

I just drove an hour for two pranks I’ve decided not to pull anymore. does anyone want a hundred crickets?

Do people actively choose to write in passive voice, or is it something that chooses them?

I’m going to start keeping a Super To Do list. I’m tired of not caring when I don’t accomplish anything.

Worst thought experiment ever: Assume you’ve lived your life up until now and you can’t change the past in any way. How do you feel?