Laughing while doing the ‘daily grind’
Here’s a fun game I call the ‘euphemizer.’ Basically, come up with a nickname for your naughty parts that is also jargon you hear in your work I call mine the “Nomological Dangler.” What’s yours?
I’d better tuck in my shirt and comb my hair, cuz I’mna go pick up my mommy at the airport.
I’d better tuck in my shirt and comb my hair, cuz I’mna go pick up my mommy at the airport.
If I skip ahead, will I find out that the last line says ‘gotcha!’?
If I skip ahead, will I find out that the last line says ‘gotcha!’?
He is such an upstanding citizen
“We don’t want any drunk people here. So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.” — Frank Jagear
Is the term “Copernican Revolution” just a pun on the fact that the Earth revolves around the sun?
Is the term “Copernican Revolution” just a pun on the fact that the Earth revolves around the sun?
@narfna, @schilbo — Okay, logging out now.
Okay, logging out now. Good luck with work or, failing that, life.
Just once I want to make a life or death decision where it’s an inclusive OR.
Just once I want to make a life or death decision where it’s an inclusive OR.
We figured you’d say that, so we prepared a response ahead of time.
We figured you’d say that, so we prepared a response ahead of time. *ahem* … “Shut Up.”
Oh noes! I’ve drank too much alcohol! I know– I’ll DRIVE it off!
Oh noes! I’ve drank too much alcohol! I know– I’ll DRIVE it off!
Went crazy on my keyboard angry that my word count was so low only to realize that “asdfasdf.
Went crazy on my keyboard angry that my word count was so low only to realize that “asdfasdf…” with no spaces counts as just one word.
ZOMFG!! Free DR.
ZOMFG!! Free DR. PEPPER DAY!!! (ref: drpepper.com)
The Guest Star Strikes Back!
It seems Pixel is still being a lazy bugger about the daily update thing. And so, once more I rip the reigns from his sweating, nervous hands and steer this baby in the direction of an update, loosing several sled…
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words… are they talking about file size?
Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.
Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.
Guest Star: Some guy!
Since Pixel has failed his goal of “a post a day”, I figured I should at least make an attempt for the SITE to succeed in that goal. As long as there are 30 posts this month, it all averages…
When she’s crying, I start lying
I think I just quit nablopomo.
Twitter Grab Bags V
I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate. October 24 All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue. October 26 So it turns out…
Sad.
Sad. I don’t have a roommate anymore. 🙁
Neo: The Matrix has you…. Sexually.
The Honda dealer— Looking condescendingly: “Bend over,” he says.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
At the basketball game: Me: Who’s Apple Pie? John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right. The blond one. Me: Dude. She looks like she’s Thirteen. John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie? Me: To be honest,…
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin.
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin. Now if only I could find it…
Doing an angry dance.
Doing an angry dance.
You don’t even want to know…
“You can’t have my sperm! I need it!” — Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.
Oppressing others is very hard work
“you’re so good at making fun of poor people. it’s impressive.” — Bre K. November 12, 2008
I’ve decided I update my status too often.
I’ve decided I update my status too often. I’m not going to stop doing it, I was just thinking about it and thought you’d like to know.
it is time to take off my leisure suit and tie and put on my work poncho.
it is time to take off my leisure suit and tie and put on my work poncho.
@narfna — You look like you could use a hug.
@narfna — You look like you could use a hug. Schedule one with my secretary, yeah?
I want to switch languages en medio de una oración.
I want to switch languages en medio de una oración.
Why is it so easy to click ‘send’ and so hard to click ‘retrieve?’
Why is it so easy to click ‘send’ and so hard to click ‘retrieve?’
Tomorrow’s another day, right? Please tell me that tomorrow is another day.
Tomorrow’s another day, right? Please tell me that tomorrow is another day… 🙁
Phone calls at two a.m…
“I just found out that Doritos are made from tortillas! … I just wanted to tell somebody.” — Frank Jagear Nov. 11, 2008
It is 14:44 EST and I HAVE IDEAS!! My paper(s) might come together after all.
It is 14:44 EST and I HAVE IDEAS!! My paper(s) might come together after all.
I don’t like weddings, I barely like funerals, and I HATE kids’ birthday parties.
I don’t like weddings, I barely like funerals, and I HATE kids’ birthday parties.
Crap.
Crap. Now I have 100 Problems.
why i blog — Pixelated Mind edition
(gakked from Ashley) I have thoughts. I need a place to store them so that I don’t forget them. You have eyes + time. You want to read thoughts and be entertained and maybebe intrigued. Me + U = Magicks.…
Every one of you is a generalizer.
Every one of you overgeneralizes.
I don’t beg questions – I DEMAND them.
I don’t beg questions – I DEMAND them.
Twitter Grab Bags IV
The past version of myself gives me really bad advice. September 18 Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’” September 18 They’re not religious. Unless you consider…
My twitterrank is 70.
My twitterrank is 70.74 units. How pleasantly arbitrary.
I don’t have a bookmark, so I’m just going to have to remember where I was.
I don’t have a bookmark, so I’m just going to have to remember where I was… Chapter 1, Page 1.
Twitter Grab Bags III
Anson says my twitter grab bags suck. I say I use a month’s ideas in each one of these, so… ouch. 😛 So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top…
I think I’m just going to sit around and wait for social justice.
I think I’m just going to sit around and wait for social justice.
I speak in aphorisms most days
This, however, isn’t one of them.
My goal in every psychological experiment is to be an outliar.
My goal in every psychological experiment is to be an outlier.
That’s not a Rorschach, that’s my handwriting!
That’s not a Rorschach, that’s my handwriting!