Chess is a game for kings.
Chess is a game for kings. And knights and bishops and rooks.
Oh, my sweet baby Zeus, yes! DEUS M*F*ING EX MACHINA!!
Oh, my sweet baby Zeus, yes! DEUS M*F*ING EX MACHINA!! @narfna — I just got saved from a three hour presentation I wasn’t prepared for as if by the hand of Zeus.
An old flame in cold wind…
Just enough to keep me warm.
I wanted to write something snazzy..
But I won’t because I can’t.
@meznor — You are poetry.
@meznor — You are poetry.
I always speak truth to power
So long as it can’t hear.
I found this link: http://tinyurl.
I found this link: and I… I just don’t know what to do with it
I’m just going to say it.
I’m just going to say it. I know we’ve all been thinking it: There’s just not enough rickrolling in Shakespere’s sonnets.
I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
I give all my inspiration away
I leave no inspiration for myself.
I don’t know what this is…
…So I am posting a test.
Too happy to be a philosopher…
… Too sad to be anything else.
Why should we care about poverty?
… Because tomorrow, it could be you.
It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals.
It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals. I want them to panic and feel slightly aroused.
Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
Whoever said time heals all wounds…
… obviously never had Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
I meant to say sui generis, but instead I said sega genesis.
I meant to say sui generis, but instead I said sega genesis.
Why you should never assume anything…
“Did you tow my car, sir?”
“I didn’t call because I wanted to make a podcast.”
My friend Pixel is likely the craziest person I’ve ever met. His stories and adventures are not something easily trifled with. This is the only person I know sitting on earth that would literally die to keep his word (that…
Want to make other people update your blog?
Make a simple word game. Success!
If you could control your emotions…
…would they really be worth having?
Just grokked apple juice.
Just grokked apple juice. You grok?
don’t eat the cookie dough
Twenty-four cookie recipe only makes fourteen.
He’s easily manipulated, but not by me.
He’s easily manipulated, but not by me… which is the worst type of easily manipulated.
Some more possible constrained writing games
Haikus Other types of poetry Set words (6, but maybe more) Set themes (rotating by author) Writing stories (hopefully good ones) where the authors switch every sentence. Microfiction Set words or rules that must be worked into a story. p.s. …
Oh, the melodies in my head.
Life is a song. Play on.
Sad: The Ouroboros ate my homework.
Sad: The Ouroboros ate my homework.
In Response to Pixel’s Twitter Nags
Here I am, molesting your blog. (Hi, I’m Ashley, and welcome to my very first six word post. I’m normally here. Pixel is kind of a bully; no wonder he punched that dude all over the place. Just kidding.)
I feel spoiled: i’m getting a working front door!
I feel spoiled: i’m getting a working front door!
The sky’s gonna fall on us!
Maybe the rational response is panic.
Here’s some advice for graduate school
Should you go? No… HELL No.
L: “and i feel the fear.
L: “and i feel the fear. while enjoying the heights”
It might turn out that the appropriate response to economic pressures is to panic then collapse into a stupor.
It might turn out that the appropriate response to economic pressures is to panic then collapse into a stupor. I call it the ‘opossum plan.’
I’ve decided to update more often
But six words at a time. Clarity Sage says she wants to wait to start the group blog, so I’ll just start updating with what’s going on in my life to get in practice until then. Presumably, we’ll import those…
Best quote ever: “Do You know how long it takes to teach a monkey to gamble?”
Best quote ever: “Do You know how long it takes to teach a monkey to gamble?”
My friend: “Can you have a girl-crush on a boy? Or does that just become a regular crush?”
My friend: “Can you have a girl-crush on a boy? Or does that just become a regular crush?”
“I put a scared, 350 pound white man in a car with me”
My voice sounds like that because my nose still hurts… I’d like to think. Maybe I naturally sound like that… :-S Click here to hear me talk about the previous post. I hope this is the last I have to…
While you were drinking and having fun Friday night, I was getting beaten and burglarized
I write this from the couch where the most exciting part of this story happened. I’m an idiot five times before the end of this story, but rather than save my reputation, I’m going to be as honest as I…
Is beaten, but not broken.
Is beaten, but not broken. Need new glasses, last pair are crooked due to an unexpected high-speed collision with a very fat fist.
Day 2: It is a good sign when your nose decreases in ratio of blood to snot.
Day 2: It is a good sign when your nose decreases in ratio of blood to snot. EDIT: Cops have a guy! EDIT EDIT: Cops have THE guy. He had my iPod on him when they caught him and corroborated…
Today i was beaten, burgled, and had my house broken into today.
Today i was beaten, burgled, and had my house broken into. Not necessarily in that order. So he asked to use my phone, then started punching me. I fought him off and called the cops. I’d go on, but my…
I have to rewrite my suicide note.
I have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
Buzzword Bingo Sheet
I… did it again. Not satisfied with any of the other bingo sheets out there, I made my own. It’s only useful for the next 18 hours, so download away and good luck!
Things are shaping up.
Things are shaping up. Just today: an attractive girl smiled at me. Pretty soon: it’ll be on purpose.
We’re having a party for the V-P debate: http://tinyurl.
We’re having a party for the V-P debate!