I just drank two Moster Java energy drinks and took some hard core vitamins and iron supplements.
I just drank two Moster Java energy drinks and took some hard core vitamins and iron supplements. I think that was how Heath Ledger started
He wouldn’t even be the sharpest knife in the drawer if the knife was in a drawer of spoons.
He wouldn’t even be the sharpest knife in the drawer if the knife was in a drawer of spoons.
I wouldn’t be able to finish my reading today if I were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
I wouldn’t be able to finish my reading today if I were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
You want a coke? Nah, i’m limiting my caloric intake.
You want a coke? Nah, i’m limiting my caloric intake. What are you, a woman? No, but i am thinner than you.
The lameness of a game is directly proportionate to the number of dice involved.
The lameness of a game is directly proportionate to the number of dice involved.
When i was a child my brother bought me a basketball for my birthday.
When i was a child my brother bought me a basketball for my birthday. He was on the basketball team. I hated the sport. Good to see he hasn’t forgotten it.
Descartes was right! The mind is just the body with no Higgs bosons!
Descartes was right! The mind is just the body with no Higgs bosons!
It occurs to me that one can, and often does, hide intense psychological disorders in fandom.
It occurs to me that one can, and often does, hide intense psychological disorders in fandom.
Logical Fallacy Sheet
So, you might be wondering what I’ve been doing since this post. If you guessed reading and studying for some major things I have to do…. you’re WRONG. I’ve been making a Spot the Logical Fallacy Cheat Sheet for my…
Apparently, Herpetologists don’t study what you’d think they’d study.
Apparently, Herpetologists don’t study what you’d think they’d study…
I’ve decided i’m not intelligent, i’m just regular ‘telligent.
I’ve decided i’m not intelligent, i’m just regular ‘telligent.
As a philosopher, i’m basically getting paid to think.
As a philosopher, i’m basically getting paid to think. So far this morning, i’m ripping them off.
Why doesn’t the world ever end when i want it to?
Why doesn’t the world ever end when i want it to?
Remember kids: theories that could potentially annihilate the universe should not be tested empirically.
Remember kids: theories that could potentially annihilate the universe should not be tested empirically.
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Spot the Logical Fallacy
While I was watching the political convention last week (and the week before as well, actually), it astounded me at how often the speakers would resort to obvious logical fallacies. I counted five false dichotomies and four straw men within…
I will create a Philosophy Manhattan Project so the most brilliant minds can solve causality once and for all.
I will create a Philosophy Manhattan Project so the most brilliant minds can solve causality once and for all.. before the filthy Germans do
Isn’t a maverick a person who plays poker without knowing what cards he’s dealt?
John McCain is going to Rudy Giuliani his POW record. Isn’t a maverick a person who plays poker without knowing what cards he’s dealt?
100 Things about Me, pt. 100 of 100
100. I have no middle name, but the middle letters of my first and last name are “arlo” “arisca.” That amuses me because it over emphasizes the a’s. For the previous one hundred posts, I posted one new fact about…
Man, I’m so causally irresponsible.
Man, I’m so causally irresponsible.
More Grad School Games
99. Every two years, I get really into politics. I care a lot, but as I hate arguing with people, I tend not to say anything. I sometimes fear I’ve gotten too lax about people throwing out their beliefs. I…
The simplest spelling of Ockham’s Razor is Okkam’s RazR.
The simplest spelling of Ockham’s Razor is Okkam’s RazR.
20th century philosophy scares me, but it’s still better than 18th century philosophy.
20th century philosophy scares me, but it’s still better than 18th century philosophy. Maybe I should focus on 19th century philosophy.
If someone uses the term vis a vis, He’s probably a jerk.
If someone uses the term vis a vis, He’s probably a jerk.
I was born at the age of zero.
I was born at the age of zero. Just so you know..
Hey, didn’t McCain reach his life expectancy today?
Hey, didn’t McCain reach his life expectancy today?
I doubt the gettysburg address started with twenty thank yous.
I doubt the gettysburg address started with twenty thank yous.
Dear World: I miss Sleep, I feel guilty for cheating on it with Extreme Exhaustion.
Dear World: I miss Sleep, I feel guilty for cheating on it with Extreme Exhaustion.
What kind of a Joe names his son Beau?
What kind of a Joe names his son Beau?
Grad School Games
98. I have terrible posture, but I’m working on it. This is basically just the Pixelated Games taken to grad school, so I’ll just introduce the games as I develop them, rather than try to make this a running Olympic-style…
Ironically, anything can be ironic if you just expect the opposite of whatever happens.
Ironically, anything can be ironic if you just expect the opposite of whatever happens… and I’m not even being ironic.
Wow, three racist jerks just got arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barack.
Wow, three racist jerks just got arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barack. Is that libelous? To call them jerks?
Note: don’t sign up for big brothers, big sisters if you’re an abusive sibling.
Note: don’t sign up for big brothers, big sisters if you’re an abusive sibling.
I am in a hospital taking care of a crying baby, wondering why everything between abortion and euthanasia is called murder.
I am in a hospital taking care of a crying baby, wondering why everything between abortion and euthanasia is called murder.
Sometimes, even I wonder if I’m just making it all up
97. I chose the wrong career. Twice. But I’ve never been blindsided by this. Jobs and money were just never important enough for me to care that I was heading in the wrong direction… that probably explains why I’m sleeping…
I just got chastized in a dream.
I just got chastized in a dream. I’m going to stop having siestas, i think.
No one ever got called pithy by being accurate.
No one ever got called pithy by being accurate……….. wait, let me elaborate on that…
Holy cow, I JUST woke up from a dream that had my new roommate and @angelaboration in it.
Holy cow, I JUST woke up from a dream that had my new roommate and @angelaboration in it… trippy.
Quact
96. I cannot imagine the future, at all. I can’t even think of myself in two weeks: my mind just goes blank. This has been going on since I turned 21 and realized I was probably going to become an…
She can handle herself, she’s a big girl.
She can handle herself, she’s a big girl. Yes, . . . She is.
What’s this? Why is it all going over me? Could it be that I am in over my head?
95. My favorite books of all time: Ender’s Game, The Count of Monte Cristo, the Little Prince. I like them for different reasons: I can identify with a 12-year-old that was manipulated into xenocide (Ender’s Game), I really admire people…
So i survived my first day in durham, which is good.
So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top two preferred outcomes.
Quoth the Daniel: “I’m more likely to vote for a person that DIDN’T get shot down by the Vietnamese.
Quoth the Daniel: “I’m more likely to vote for a person that DIDN’T get shot down by the Vietnamese.”
It’s not TV, it’s HBO.
It’s not TV, it’s HBO… oh, wait, it actually is TV.
I have arrived at my brother’s place in North Carolina, alive.
I have arrived at my brother’s place in North Carolina, alive… Yeah, I’m kinda disappointed too.