Ooh! Chalk art and bad music!
Ooh! I’m in Arizona! Look! Chalk art and bad music!
Ooh! I’m in Arizona! Look! Chalk art and bad music!
In arizona. It’s warm. My friends say i should take off my hoodie, but then how would i look cool?
61. When I was in high school, I always had to have four pockets for my four objects of necessity: my wallet, my keys, my cell phone, and my camera. Then I upgraded cameras in 2003 to a camera that…
It turns out the wall in arizona isn’t made to keep mexicans out, but to prevent arizonans from escaping.
In arizona. Figured out why John McCain wants to move to washington d.c. permanently.
You know what i’ve never seen that would be AWESOME? Baby juggling. I bet it’d be quite a show.
60. When I was in middle school, I was part of the science club. We would go to different sciency places in New Mexico every Saturday of the semester. I still think about those trips every time I go anywhere…
Okay, I’ll miss @srah first, then the rest of you can take turns, savvy?
Wow, I’m not friends with my own brother on facebook. How fratracidical. (But not really, I just wanted to use that word.)
59. One of my secret shames is that I sometimes go to Hastings or Barnes and Noble and read all of the new comics without buying them. I sometimes buy the compilations and graphic novel versions, but $3.99 seems like…
Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5. I bet you’re jealous.
58. Most of the things I know (that I’m good at) are self-taught. This makes my CV look far sparser than I really am. For instance, I never took a graphic design class, but I was a graphic designer for…
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai. I said i didn’t realize Harry Truman was a ninja.
I feel like writing in my diary… And this time i might tell the truth!
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I never understood why garfield hates mondays. its not like he works or anything. And jon works at home cause hes a cartoonist
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
56. I don’t believe in towels. I mean, I believe they exist, but I can’t get myself in the habit of using them. What’s the need? All of my clothes are made of cotton, not Rubidium! Time: Saturday, between 11…
I just realized that This Week and Face the Nation kind of suck. I think my news ignorant friends may be onto something…
55. When I was 14, I was a chronic liar. I couldn’t seem to stop myself from saying stupid stuff (I won’t give any examples, because they’re embarrassing). I’m over that now. (That’s a lie.)1 I’ve been meaning to start…
Why is there so much drunk twittering?
“Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.”
54. The first novel I ever read was ‘Sphere.’ After that, I was into sci fi for quite a while. I don’t know what I like anymore. Man, I don’t know why I claimed I could write this post. The…
It’s not that i’m picky, it’s that the world doesn’t meet my standards.
53. I usually wear jackets. Even during the summer. It’s not because I have a body temperature, I just really like having lots of pockets. One of these days I’ll design pants with lots of pockets for whatever ‘cargo’ I…
I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop!
Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
*Phew!* My to do list is almost finished. All I have left is “Learn French.” … Aww, crud.
Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: brilliant! Warm Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: Fug awful.
52. I have a very naturalistic outlook on life. For instance, I believe morality, identity, emotions, and consciousness are all evolutionary jerry rigs. If you’re at all interested, I’ll explain a few of those eventually. Trust me, the topic is…
51. When I was a kid, my brother and I would have coloring contests. Then we started having drawing contests. He always beat me (on the count that he was three years older). As a direct result, I stopped drawing…
Wait, do they run the olympic torch back to athens after the olympics? They should. It only makes sense.
50. I have asthma now, but apparently I don’t in the future. What the Flip? Young Pixel here, responding to yesterday’s post. Here’s the necessary quote: I told myself that I would eventually have enough disposable income to buy candies…
‘code three to register one?’ Man, why don’t they call them something awesome, like ‘code ninja to register gorilla’?
I wish i could tweet in pictures, but that would go 950 words over the limit.
49. When I was 12, I thought I wanted to be a computer programmer or computer engineer, because I liked computers. A year later, I didn’t know what I wanted to be, but I knew I hated programming and I…
48. I don’t have any grandmothers left. My mom’s mum hanged herself when my mommy was 6 and my dad’s mum died of the diabetes when I was four. Actually, it happened just a few weeks before this picture was…
47. I don’t know when I’m joking half the time. Seriously. My brain works on an ironic gear, so sometimes I say funny things or say things in an amused tone of voice, but have no idea I’m doing it.…
46. I sometimes worry that I’ll get to the point where I won’t be able to relate to anyone without a tertiary education level or a finely-tuned sense of ironic irreverence. It seems that the amount of awkward silences between…
I’ve been offered four jobs so far this year: each one better than the last. I wonder how long I have to wait to be offered ‘President.’
Don’t you just love when your aunts are talking to you and you’re completely superfluous to the conversation?
45. I don’t know if I’ve ever bought my own clothes. I’ve bought dress shirts in the past five years, but other than that, most of my clothes are just gifts, give-aways, or old clothes my mom gave me.1 A…
I was offered a job as a technical writer for $17 an hour, but I can’t accept it. I know, I’m beating myself up too.
44. I’ve driven across the country 8 times. On 7 of those occasions, I had nobody accompany me. Several of those trips involved 12 hours of driving or more at any given time. Four were all in one go. It…
When I run out of hair gel, I just shave my head. It’s the great circle of life.