While you’re waiting for me to figure out how MySQL databases work, I’ve decided to devote a half-hour daily to blog posting. The reason I’d refrained from doing as such is that 1. you’re the only person reading this (this…

In switching webhosts, I accidentally deleted my entire Web site.  Frustration and anger ensues. I don’t know whether I will be able to get everything back. *sigh*  Happy Birthday to me.

Hillary Clinton confirms she is pregnant with Dick Cheney‘s baby New document suggest Hitler may have been former C.I.A. operative (I know, I know, the C.I.A. didn’t exist until 1947, but that’s exactly why it would rock the world) Richard…

Imagine two people, Carlos and Pixel. Carlos writes 1,000,000 words a minute, Pixel can write 10, but, if he has access to Carlos’ computer, he can add spelling errors to 999,999 words per minute. Carlos writes 5 novels, 3 novellas,…

Even when I expect nobody to read what I write (as in a diary or in general), I still write silly non-sequiturs or pathetically lonely attacks on my prior positions that I may or may not have actually ever held.…

Futureme.org is a Web site that lets people send letters to themselves in the future. About a year ago, I found that Web site and sent myself a few letters. I just received them all. I’d forgotten that I’d written…

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My thanks to Randy Milholland for making my point in NGST3 for me. For some reason, NGST2 has garnered some new interest. Much of this would not exist if not for NGST3 and this comic. Enjoy.

I’ve been thinking a lot about friendship lately. Specifically, I’ve been thinking about a previous post of mine that got me into all sorts of trouble with my [label missing]s at the time. If you’ve not read that post, just…

My roadtrip (mentioned here and started here) has officially ended. Actually, it officially ended a month ago, I just wanted to write my travels down when I had time and, sadly, that hasn’t been until today. For the first half…

Having just left my friend Jess’ house, I have become fully convinced that she is the most wonderful person on the planet. Jess is now one of the few people I would be willing to marry without a second’s hesitation.…

My miniature road trip (I say miniature because it’s nothing compared to the roadtrip my friend Adriano is on as we speak) is nearing its apex. Today I travel to New Jersey to visit my old housemate Jess Levy. Jess…

I had an idea today, but I didn’t have a scratch piece of paper or notebook handy, so I wrote it on my jeans. That led me to a brilliant and marketable idea: pants you can write on!

Meshie, I miss you I have search’d high and low Where are you? Don’t know

I’m staying in my friend Sandy’s house for the week. I met her roommate two hours ago. Soon after I met her boyfriend Matt. They’re having sex right now. They’re trying to be quiet, but as you can see from…

Philosophy as a discipline peaked in ancient Greece. Then Aristotle messed it up. See, Socrates took questions to the people in power. With Socrates, philosophy and Socratic questioning was enough to scare the church, noblemen and politicians. Socrates was so…

Background – In high school, I had lots of people I considered good friends who more or less vanished after graduation. Thanks to the arrival of Myspace, I somehow got back in touch with a few people I missed from…

I’ve been thinking of changing my theme recently as I’ve noticed it a) takes a long time to load on certain computers b) doesn’t load at all on some computers c) nobody has realized that the ‘options’ tab lets you…

28. I’ve counted my teeth four times now and I keep ending up with 28.  That’s weird.  I could have sworn I counted 32 when the week started.  What happened to the other four teeth? Furthermore, why are my cheeks…

At last, the rotating carnival of witticisms and whimsy has come to another temporary station. Here now, the “Wow, That’s Funny” Carnival competition for comedic genius requires your help. We’ve got several very good witticisms today, and I look forward…

And I don’t mean ‘measuring love’ in a naughty way. I don’t have a tape measure handy, anyway. As you might recall from my 2007 post, I am trying to hug 150 different people this year. January is almost over…

I witnessed my best friend break up with his three-year fiancée yesterday. She cried for hours while he was there then called him crying. Twice. At five in the morning. This is the story, as short as I can tell…

Tomorrow is a full day.  Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Indesign and Typography followed by five hours of work then Macromedia Flash. Boy, Uni is so much more fun once you’ve graduated and only have to worry about being found out that…

I’ve been teaching myself HTML (and XHTML and CSS) for a few days now, only I accidentally lost the book I’m using to teach myself. Then, today, I went to the library and they had a free HTML book available…

I mailed Moofruot a $1 Family Dollar doll. I know it’s been a year since she mailed me a sock, but it’s been a busy year. Besides, I thought about what to send her for so long that nothing seemed…

It is the first Saturday of the year and I’ve already bent or broken half of my resolutions. Also, I’m sick and this Web site isn’t helping.

It costs 63 cents an ounce to ship to Canada and Mexico from the United States and 84 cents an ounce to ship anywhere else. So my overzealous $2.40 of shipping went to waste.

I do 18 resolutions every year. I find making tangible, possible resolutions helps me focus. It also makes it more likely I’ll accomplish at least one of my resolutions. Last year, I accomplished half of my resolutions. This year, I’m…

For those hard to reach dragons

I couldn’t get this butterfly to stop, so I made my own.

Due to the fact that I’m a badass, all of my byte-sized acquaintances become my best friends just before finals. As you can imagine, this wears on a person. This is especially true when that person tries time and time…

Apparently, I’m one of several hundred people graduating Uni this semester! Yey! I haven’t felt this special since I found my name on a random list one time while google-searching for my blog.

New project: how much/what can be said in one or two lines? ? < (Cat. > Projekts > min.)