@ascottwhite — Holy crud! There really is such a thing as diabolus ex machina:

Is there a demonius ex machina?

Why hasn’t the sky fallen on us yet?

Chess is a game for kings. And knights and bishops and rooks.

Oh, my sweet baby Zeus, yes! DEUS M*F*ING EX MACHINA!! @narfna — I just got saved from a three hour presentation I wasn’t prepared for as if by the hand of Zeus.

@meznor — You are poetry.

I found this link: and I… I just don’t know what to do with it

I’m just going to say it. I know we’ve all been thinking it: There’s just not enough rickrolling in Shakespere’s sonnets.

I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.

It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals. I want them to panic and feel slightly aroused.

Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.

I meant to say sui generis, but instead I said sega genesis.

Just grokked apple juice. You grok?

He’s easily manipulated, but not by me… which is the worst type of easily manipulated.

Sad: The Ouroboros ate my homework.

I feel spoiled: i’m getting a working front door!

L: “and i feel the fear. while enjoying the heights”