They always tell you that lying is wrong, but they never point out that sometimes it is very convenient.
They always tell you that lying is wrong, but they never point out that sometimes it is very convenient.
Six word stories: I will suspend my campaign.
Six word stories: I will suspend my campaign… Not!
You realize Kant could never play poker.
You realize Kant could never play poker. Or at least wouldn’t have been any good at it.
Practicing some six word stories: “Will you marry me?” He lied.
Practicing some six word stories: “Will you marry me?” He lied.
I miss Obama’s original message: “Change, bitches.
I miss Obama’s original message: “Change, bitches.”
I fear nothing more than reading ‘let us presently dedicate some space to the elaboration of an unrelated point.
I fear nothing more than reading ‘let us presently dedicate some space to the elaboration of an unrelated point.’
I have to stop writing ‘oh, schnapp!’ on the margins of all my articles.
I have to stop writing ‘oh, schnapp!’ on the margins of all my articles.
Why do Kuhn’s footnotes argue better and more than his text?
Why do Kuhn’s footnotes argue better and more than his text?
Kuhn in two sentences: People have big ideas, then everyone agrees, but now they can’t talk to people without these ideas! Oh Noes!!
Kuhn in two sentences: People have big ideas, then everyone agrees, but now they can’t talk to people without these ideas! Oh Noes!! #philosophyhaikus
A historian of science can tell you what the writers were doing in the first season of Days of our Lives, but not What’s happening this week
A historian of science can tell you what the writers were doing in the first season of Days of our Lives, but not What’s happening this week………. Unless they’re REALLY into Days of our Lives for some reason.
Historians are the accountants of academia.
Historians are the accountants of academia.
Why does everyone ‘battle cancer?’ Why can’t anyone have a ‘good-natured rivalry’ with cancer?
Why does everyone ‘battle cancer?’ Why can’t anyone have a ‘good-natured rivalry’ with cancer?
Does it count as watching the debate if you’re making fun of them the entire time.
Does it count as watching the debate if you’re making fun of them the entire time?
Influential philosophy in two sentences or less: I wonder what it’s like to be a bat.
Influential philosophy in two sentences or less: I wonder what it’s like to be a bat… WHO KNOWS?? #philosophyhaikus
Why stealing food from the lounge is bad: I got chicken grease on my iPod and now it looks foggy.
Why stealing food from the lounge is bad: I got chicken grease on my iPod and now it looks foggy. I don’t understand it: I’m a vegetarian!!
All men are mortal, socrates is a man, thus socrates is mortal.
All men are mortal, socrates is a man, thus socrates is mortal… I reject premise two!
Me about politicians: They must hate their lives.
Me about politicians: They must hate their lives……. Hell, even I hate their lives.
That hat makes you look like an idiot! .
That hat makes you look like an idiot! … So it suits you.