We’re having a party for the V-P debate!

Hey guys, I found some people on the Internet that still think Sarah Palin is competent:

String theory is so messed up, It’s all tied up in knots.

I often make phenomenal judgments… just not about qualia.

What’s the nicest way to say “I really want to pay attention, but I don’t care about anything you’re going to say”?

I don’t know why I expected to get paid at 12:01 a.m. today: I mean, I had my money direct-deposited to my Wachovia bank account. :-S

I’ve gone beyond considering whether academia matters now: I BELIEVE the arguments for why it doesn’t matter. Makes writing papers hard…

I just told my brother I couldn’t help him get out of the backdoor draft because i had homework. I need alcohol.

… I need to find more philosophers that are on twitter.

When in panic or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.

They always tell you that lying is wrong, but they never point out that sometimes it is very convenient.

Six word stories: I will suspend my campaign… Not!

You realize Kant could never play poker. Or at least wouldn’t have been any good at it.

Practicing some six word stories: “Will you marry me?” He lied.

I miss Obama’s original message: “Change, bitches.”

I fear nothing more than reading ‘let us presently dedicate some space to the elaboration of an unrelated point.’

I have to stop writing ‘oh, schnapp!’ on the margins of all my articles.

Why do Kuhn’s footnotes argue better and more than his text?