Why doesn’t the world ever end when i want it to?

Remember kids: theories that could potentially annihilate the universe should not be tested empirically.

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I will create a Philosophy Manhattan Project so the most brilliant minds can solve causality once and for all.. before the filthy Germans do

John McCain is going to Rudy Giuliani his POW record. Isn’t a maverick a person who plays poker without knowing what cards he’s dealt?

Man, I’m so causally irresponsible.

The simplest spelling of Ockham’s Razor is Okkam’s RazR.

20th century philosophy scares me, but it’s still better than 18th century philosophy. Maybe I should focus on 19th century philosophy.

If someone uses the term vis a vis, He’s probably a jerk.

I was born at the age of zero. Just so you know..

Hey, didn’t McCain reach his life expectancy today?

I doubt the gettysburg address started with twenty thank yous.

Dear World: I miss Sleep, I feel guilty for cheating on it with Extreme Exhaustion.

What kind of a Joe names his son Beau?

Ironically, anything can be ironic if you just expect the opposite of whatever happens… and I’m not even being ironic.

Wow, three racist jerks just got arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barack. Is that libelous? To call them jerks?

Note: don’t sign up for big brothers, big sisters if you’re an abusive sibling.

I am in a hospital taking care of a crying baby, wondering why everything between abortion and euthanasia is called murder.