Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.
Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’”
The past version of myself gives me really bad advice.
The past version of myself gives me really bad advice.
If suicide is your final decision, you might as well go all out.
If suicide is your final decision, you might as well go all out.
Six sodas for six dollars is a buck a pop.
Six sodas for six dollars is a buck a pop.
I don’t need time management advice! I need one of those time turners from harry potter three.
I don’t need time management advice! I need one of those time turners from Harry Potter three.
The beauty of having meetings in restaurants is that even if nobody shows: food!
The beauty of having meetings in restaurants is that even if nobody shows: food!
I worked for 25 hours straight before I took a break twenty minutes ago.
I worked for 25 hours straight before I took a break twenty minutes ago… jeez.
I just drank two Moster Java energy drinks and took some hard core vitamins and iron supplements.
I just drank two Moster Java energy drinks and took some hard core vitamins and iron supplements. I think that was how Heath Ledger started
He wouldn’t even be the sharpest knife in the drawer if the knife was in a drawer of spoons.
He wouldn’t even be the sharpest knife in the drawer if the knife was in a drawer of spoons.
I wouldn’t be able to finish my reading today if I were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
I wouldn’t be able to finish my reading today if I were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
You want a coke? Nah, i’m limiting my caloric intake.
You want a coke? Nah, i’m limiting my caloric intake. What are you, a woman? No, but i am thinner than you.
The lameness of a game is directly proportionate to the number of dice involved.
The lameness of a game is directly proportionate to the number of dice involved.
When i was a child my brother bought me a basketball for my birthday.
When i was a child my brother bought me a basketball for my birthday. He was on the basketball team. I hated the sport. Good to see he hasn’t forgotten it.
Descartes was right! The mind is just the body with no Higgs bosons!
Descartes was right! The mind is just the body with no Higgs bosons!
It occurs to me that one can, and often does, hide intense psychological disorders in fandom.
It occurs to me that one can, and often does, hide intense psychological disorders in fandom.
Apparently, Herpetologists don’t study what you’d think they’d study.
Apparently, Herpetologists don’t study what you’d think they’d study…
I’ve decided i’m not intelligent, i’m just regular ‘telligent.
I’ve decided i’m not intelligent, i’m just regular ‘telligent.
As a philosopher, i’m basically getting paid to think.
As a philosopher, i’m basically getting paid to think. So far this morning, i’m ripping them off.