Kuhn in two sentences: People have big ideas, then everyone agrees, but now they can’t talk to people without these ideas! Oh Noes!! #philosophyhaikus

A historian of science can tell you what the writers were doing in the first season of Days of our Lives, but not What’s happening this week………. Unless they’re REALLY into Days of our Lives for some reason.

Historians are the accountants of academia.

Why does everyone ‘battle cancer?’ Why can’t anyone have a ‘good-natured rivalry’ with cancer?

Does it count as watching the debate if you’re making fun of them the entire time?

Influential philosophy in two sentences or less: I wonder what it’s like to be a bat… WHO KNOWS?? #philosophyhaikus

Why stealing food from the lounge is bad: I got chicken grease on my iPod and now it looks foggy. I don’t understand it: I’m a vegetarian!!

All men are mortal, socrates is a man, thus socrates is mortal… I reject premise two!

Me about politicians: They must hate their lives……. Hell, even I hate their lives.

That hat makes you look like an idiot! … So it suits you.

I made a car out of trash and a trash can out of car parts.

On the one hand, I want to solve all of the world’s problems, but on the other, I really want a lot of people to die.

I need to learn philosophical jiu jitsu.

Aww, crud, my browser history says there’s a 92% likelihood I’m female.

Man, people telling me they pay close attention to my updates has made me gun shy. And that’s barely a euphemism.

Laughter is good medicine so long as you don’t overdose.

They’re not religious. Unless you consider love a religion.. Which I don’t. I consider it a cult.

Yo @narfna, seriously: go here: I want you to be part of this, yeah? P.S. @meznor: you should also go there. I also want you on my super cool person constrained writing blog.