I’m going to the Final Four! Is this the best weekend ever? I think it just might be. 😀

I think I’m going to tattoo a ruler onto my forearm. That would be really useful… as long as it was to scale.

oy, my brother’s wife just contacted me asking me to get him to pay his bills.

I’d forgotten how good the movie Best of the Best is. It really is the Best.

Home sweet home

Wikipedia rigth now: Barnacles have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom… well, second largest. 😉

Family. Can’t live with them, would probably be more financially stable without them. Every time I try to get spending money, they pull me back in!

Hanging out at the Fed. John Edwards is here! John Edwards just sat drinking white wine and listening to strangers blabbering for an hour. Props. Except it was white wine at a beer bar. And I’m pretty sure he drove…

I get so much spam in my university e-mail. Like calls for papers, desperate pleas for help, party invitations..

“What’s going on between you two?” “Mostly friction.”

The phrase “Nothing but net” is more impressive in basketball than tennis.

Reading Socratic Dialogues as a youth was quite corrupting to me.

I like complimenting myself secretly when I compliment others. For instance: “You’re so Lucky! … to know me.”

My time is scheduled in microseconds this week. This is my burrito hour & six microseconds.

It’s helpful to keep your motivation in mind while exercising. For instance, I workout out of spite.

I think it’s time to give up on sleep or peace of mind. (p.s. ~emo doesn’t apply after 2 a.m.)

I don’t dress to impress, but at least I don’t dress to depress, either.

Suddenly, all is right with the world. Sorry I emoed out for five months guys. I’ll be back to normal soon.