What was Neurath’s boat transporting? Boat parts?

I keep getting stuck at square one. Time to go back to square zero.

I was worried whether Daylight Savings Time affected Pi Moment until I realized this is the most contrived holiday ever.

My heart didn’t just skip a beat: it dropped out altogether!

I don’t have any shark friends. I’m afraid of getting too chummy with them.

The census sent a letter saying they would send another letter. I’m bothered they didn’t sent an earlier letter saying to expect That one.

“You’re like MacGuyver! Only you’re a girl. So MacGirlver!”

Driving is more enjoyable if you are on the phone. Also, texting.

Sorry ladies, but men are just naturally better at some things. Like being misogynists.

@Mablicia – YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME! I’m starting a new tradition (instead of the walk). In which every year, we all go to a new place! Everyone is invited! And as soon as everyone begins planning their vacations around them,…

Just made back $225 and found out I was going to Europe this summer. Today’s pretty much a good day.

Odds work in odd ways.

For some reason, I get more work done in fast food restaurants than I do at my desk.

I’m quite irrational most days. I hope for what I don’t think could ever exist and have to consciously stop myself from just going for it.

Is there an online confessional anywhere? I need forgiveness on the cheap and quick.

Q:What TV show makes you laugh the loudest? A:I’m actually pretty far into How I Met Your Mother

Q:If you could wake up as anyone tomorrow, who would it be?… A:The me from yesterday.

Hey little girl. How are you? I’m Pixel. I knew your daddy when he was the same age and gender you are!