Sometimes I go with the flow, sometimes I stay with the ebb.

Sometimes a girl just needs to know he matters. I mean boy! It’s for a friend, you haven’t met him, he’s Canadian.

Why does Duke tell UNC to go to hell? Isn’t that where devils hang out? Even… Blue Devils?

I often entertain the ladies with my impressive recollection of the first three digits of pi.

I’m not on the rebound, I’m on the fumble. rebound implies you actually took a shot. Fumbles can also last much longer. It doesn’t count as a rebound if you bounce a couple of times before you get picked up.

Man.. Sorry about my tweets from last night. I don’t think I’ve ever been more out of control. My phone claims it doesn’t have a sim card installed. I guess the apologetic calls can end for the night.

If I could control who I cared about, it’d probably be someone who didn’t drag my emotions through fire. Love just means different things to different people. To some it’s just strong momentary feeling. I know that now. It’s too…

I’m glad i was here when Carolina finally went to hell.

Yey Duke! Boo pixel!

The way to inspire super cheering is getting us all wasted beforehand.

This is embarrassing: the guy next to me is wearing the same outfit I am. And so are the 9000 fans next to him.

Just finished a pep rally. Man, am I tired of cheering now.

I’m rapidly passing the point where i’m hanging out in the late evening and being out in the wee morning.

This protein bar is pretty good. It very nearly manages to approximate flavor.

The dealer made my car bionic today. It’s really something, but I’m going to be paying the $6 million bill off for a while.

I hate hearing bad things about new, fun people. This world is far too small.

Say what you will, but Jack Johnson is not good workout music.

Drunk tweeting. Next is drunk texting then drunk facebooking… And that can’t end well for anyone.