I’m going to start linking to all of them soon. Next time, probably. You were funner when your life was terrible. You’re loud and overbearing. That said, I somehow have the desire to hang out with you. Weird. Sorry to…
The mathematicians were not impressed by my new set of Fibonacci numbers- 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0…
In observation of this very solemn and special occasion, I will not post anything today. I will also not get any older. Sorry. I know we’d had this scheduled for a year, but I just don’t feel like it. Next…
@meznor – Oh No! I forgot that our birthdays were so close! What should we do??
Even more! You talk loud and talk a lot, but I still think you’re cool, so we’ll call it quits. Ever meet one of those people that you find really cool, but not cool in exactly the right way to…
There’s more! You are one of my favorite people of all time. I love you, man. You’ve grown on me like a fungus. The metaphor is actually very expendable, but I’ll do you a favor and keep it short. You…
@nikithestampede – I want an Alicia day! Or a Niki day… 🙁
If I didn’t have to see people every day, I wouldn’t shave. – Frank Jagear Would you? Suppose you were caught in a deserted island, would you shave then? Assume you have access to a razor, running water, heat, and…
‘AHH!’ (Finally: an appropriate use of scare quotes.)
So I recently did a post where I confessed my true feelings to a bunch of hypothetical people. I had a lot of fun with it, but it turns out it was all a big joke. *sigh* So then, I…
I often over-pronounce the ‘b’ in subtle. And, just to be ironic, I under-pronounce the ‘b’ in obvious.
They say “hate the game, not the player.” But I hate both. Also: the coach. And the waterboy.
So, the anonymity of it all got to me. What I meant to say, in order: I didn’t mean you only looked stupid when you wear that hat. The hat was a needless qualifier, those were two separate thoughts. ‘You…
(gakked from Clarity Sage) You look stupid when you wear that hat. You have a banana in your ear. I wish I had told you that you looked stupid in that hat and had a banana in your ear when…
I started this post a year ago, then lost interest after I couldn’t come up with more than five. This is a list of questions to ask someone you don’t know that well, but have to spend some time with. …
From Europe, with love: “The Spire.” What bullshit! I can’t believe Ireland honestly wants us to get excited over an oversized flagpole! As a ratio of population size to length, my penis is a larger monument!1 This “was the winning…
Have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
The countdown is on. And you didn’t get me anything last year.1 So here’s a good list of stuff I really want that I don’t currently have. A metal Pica pole ruler. Like this one. Any of these books. I…