Author: Gabe the Beaver

Gabe the Revolutionary Beaver here at the Lachlan Review (or as I call it, the ‘View) with a review of Conception Day 2005. It seems that every year Conception Days and first years get smaller. Though this year, our day was particularly fun because we didn’t have to see any new and interesting people. That…

Gabe the Stupendous Beaver here, to enlighten and snub you. Be glad, I usually save that particular combination for Mother’s Day. The question of the week is: Gabe, if you bash the media so much, why are you printed in the media? Simple, kids, just because I poke fun of some media, doesn’t mean I…

Gabe the Sacriligious Beaver here with an insightful thought experiment. The question of the week is: Do you remember how I told you that sometimes I repeat stories? This is one of those and it’s not something as light and breezy as drug-addiction, teenage pregnancy, or a closeted bulimic drunk-driving a stolen cop car to…

Karl, It’ll be on your computer by Friday. Love, Gabe. Related posts: Ooopsie!!! Turns out I was full of bunk with one of my previous posts. I’m not going anywhere near USQ. It’s Macquarie all the way, baby. Also, check out these guys. I know the Able fellow… Finally, Acceptance. Dear Pixel, I am pleased…

Hey Gabe, Do you want to write a review of Conception Day 2005? Were you there? Circa. 400 words. Can’t promise to publish it – but if you are as good as you say you are – then I prob. will! 🙂 Karl Related posts: Adding Humor to Lachlan I couldn’t help but overhear that…

Gabe the Recursive Beaver here with the question of the week: who would win in a hacky-sack match to the death between Spiderman and Daredevil? Think about that when you’re living your boring, boring life and doing you’re boring, boring schoolwork. We advise you to send your 100 word, referenced and footnoted answers to gabe@pixcapacitor.com.…