Your duties don’t hug back

If you haven’t hugged (or kissed) a beautiful, intelligent, amazing girl today, go out and do it. If you’re not attracted to girls, now is the time to experiment. Who knows, you might like it. If there are no girls…

New Goal

2006: Graduate, move out, get job, save money, get Pix Capacitor up and running once a month, legalize in July, advertise in September, hire artist, get some help with web designing. 2007: Take in advertising, get self-sustainability by July, perhaps…

A Hair Affair II

Trumpet Rob shaved my head today. We did it at one o’clock in the middle of campus with over a dozen of my friends watching. (Included: Ex_Cal, Steve, Lucien, L, L’s friend whose name I always forget, Suzi, Cam-EE, Liza,…

You’re never going to guess who, trust me

Here’s another fun game: Come up behind a total stranger (extra points if they’re talking in a group) and cover their eyes. They will try to guess who you are. After a minute, uncover their eyes and when they ask…

I Pee Too II

In looking over my archives for the Eli’s, I ran across a previous post that I think needs more attention: It’s about how sometimes there is intelligence is hidden in random places. It was called the “Intelligence in Inappropriate…

Too stressed to think up a good title

Apologies in advance for lack of updating now and for the next few weeks. It turns out that Finals week drags on for a fortnight here. I’m not getting any sleep tonight (I’m watching Roswell). Update: Apparently I update much…

Tao of Gabe: On History

Tao of Gabe Gabe the Benevolent Beaver here worried about his place in the history books. I worry about what is going to survive me when I can no longer the job myself. More than anything, I’d hate to be…

The Long Hug Goodnight

Some time ago, I decided that I needed more hugs. I was only getting one or two hugs per day and I was feeling listless. So I decided that I would give myself a quota. I figured that if I…

How Pixel got his Oomph Back

Last Thursday I was listless. Where my list was, I did not know. You can probably tell, going over the archive, that I did not feel like doing much. And the stuff I did do, I did not enjoy. It…

Flaming staffs of spin… And Twins!

Thursday at the regular Pyromaniacs meeting, I met two girls named Cam-ee (ka-MEE) and Nikki (it turns out I was one letter off last time. I accidentally spelled it “N9kki.” My bad) They were twins. Now, before anybody calls me…

Did he just say what I think he said?

I walk around campus a lot. It’s been a habit of mine ever since grade school. If I’m not hanging out with my friends, I walk around looking for friends. Sometimes I spend half an hour going over the same…

I didn’t realise I had an ilk

I’ll be the first to admit I have different beliefs from most people. Because of that, I tend to keep to my own in ideological battles. I don’t go around from message board to message board attacking creationists (though my…

Don’t have a COW, man

Assuming the “Coalition of the Willing” (hereafter referred to as “COW”) pulled out of the war in Iraq, would that make the war a loss? Historically, people might say that the initiators pulling out means that they felt they were…