How much torque does Ryu need to do his hurricane kick? Seems like a lot. And wouldn’t each subsequent kick slow him down or knock off his balance? He starts from scratch and does 1-3 360° turns. That can’t be…
Superman is uncircumcised, discuss. And his urine would cut through porcelain. He must fly to space to use the bathroom.
It’s like Ray wanted to think of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man but Trump tweeted something stupid just beforehand.
Guy hunting lions died while shooting wild birds from a great height. He got all the blame, but obviously, he was just the fall guy.
JFK drew a sailboat in the hotel stationary on the last night of his life. The strokes are going back and to the left.
“Camp Fire evacuees at makeshift camp in Walmart parking lot given deadline to leave.” They should just say they’re really, really excited about Black Friday.
2: Karma is too slow and too sloppy. 1: Shh! Don’t say that! 2: Why? Will it come back in 20 years and hit my neighbor?
Pro tip: if the GOP asks you to vote, say you’ve already voted via text. As they lose their mind, just keep regurgitating their propaganda incorrectly.
Your phishing name is the color of your first car, your mother’s maiden name, your childhood nickname, and your childhood pet. Mine is Red Rover Red Rover.
Kate Marvel: “Ok to be fair burning down the patriarchy might not be carbon neutral” Reduce the patriarchy? Reusing and recycling the patriarchy may just make things worse.
When you diss someone and laugh when it hurts their feelings, that’s shade-enfreud.
Pro-tip: If you slow down @benshapiro by 50 percent, he sounds less like a cross between a thirsty auctioneer and a cocky payday lender.
2: You’ve never read Harry Potter? What are you, illiterate? 1: Hey! 2: I’m sorry, I genuinely didn’t think you’d know what that meant.
I like a lot of dairy in my coffee. I’ll have a half Half & Half.
1: you’re very handsome. 2: no, you must just have terrible vision. … I’m bad at accepting compliments…
I’m like a fish: I’m bad at analogies.
Y’allTube is the plural of YouTube.
Teaching, derailed by student: T: suppose you had eight arms. S: how did I get them? T: at the arm store. By which I mean the morgue.