In some gangs, people tattoo their last names across their backs.
In some gangs, people tattoo their last names across their backs. So they know who’s who while playing shirts vs. skins.
Silent but deadly https://t.
All generations, sans the Silents have trended toward Democrats. Silent but deadly.
There are Grammar Nazi Twitter users, so of course there are Gun Nut Pedants.
There are Grammar Nazi Twitter users, so of course there are Gun Nut Pedants.
I’m not calling you stupid, but you sure are comfortable saying stupid things.
I’m not calling you stupid, but you sure are comfortable saying stupid things.
Strange that they always get legal guns as opposed to, say, uzis or AK-47s.
Strange that mass shooters always get legal guns as opposed to, say, uzis or AK-47s.
Oh no! Now they only have as much wealth as the population of 42 states.
“Scott Budman: Had a rough day? Mark Zuckerberg lost $3.6 billion today. Jeff Bezos lost $3.2 billion. Google’s founders lost $2.3 billion, each. Bill Gates lost $2.2 billion. (Source: Bloomberg)” Oh no! Now they only have as much wealth as…
I only wish I’d gone into finance when I look at my 401k.
I only wish I’d gone into finance when I look at my 401k. I just have so many questions. For instance, what happened to the first 400,999?
I, for one, am shocked, Shocked that Trump is racist.
I, for one, am shocked, Shocked that Trump is racist.
I always cap off the end of the year with enough champagne to give me blurry vision, which is why I look forward to a New Year’s resolution.
I always cap off the end of the year with enough champagne to give me blurry vision, which is why I look forward to a New Year’s resolution.
But who cares what people say as long as they mean well? .
But who cares what people say as long as they mean well? …which I guess is why my brother cares that I say “happy holidays” to annoy him.
My brother polices my language when I say “happy holidays” because he thinks 90% of people are Christians anyway and we shouldn’t police language.
My brother polices my language when I say “happy holidays” because he thinks 90% of people are Christians anyway and we shouldn’t police language.
The final tweet of a person left behind by our health care system.
The final tweet of a person left behind by our health care system. He tried a GoFundMe for his insulin, but fell $50 short.
I always confuse the words ‘hubris’ and ‘hummus’ because hummus thinks it’s all that and a bag of chips.
I always confuse the words ‘hubris’ and ‘hummus’ because hummus thinks it’s all that and a bag of chips.
It’s a two-party country.
It’s a two-party country. If you keep voting on a single issue, your party will slow-roll that issue and ignore you on everything else.
A compromise: Millennials agree to use fabric softener, go to Applebee’s, and stop eating avocado toast.
A compromise: Millennials agree to use fabric softener, go to Applebee’s, and stop eating avocado toast. And Boomers stop ruining the world.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. I’ve missed my word targets every day this month. I better get going on #NaNoWriMo. Is Starbucks still open?
Same argument: “It’s okay to eliminate all coal jobs because more tech jobs will be made for other people in your state.
Louisiana wants to tax tuition waivers as taxable income. That’s the same reasoning as: “It’s okay to eliminate all coal jobs because more tech jobs will be made for other people in your state. We didn’t intend to end your…
Fox News: where all the news is in the ads https://t.
Progressive group Not One Penny will be airing a TV ad that hits the GOP tax plans mostly on Fox News, hoping to catch Trump’s attention. Fox News: where all the news is in the ads