Fair.
The Independent reports that Trump only reads intelligence reports when they have his name on them. Fair. I would only read Harry Potter and the Intelligence Report.
Who’s going to be the last person to defend Trump before he resigns?
Who’s going to be the last person to defend Trump before he resigns?
Cool! I’ll eat twinkies and pet my dog.
Mike Huckabee says he’ll drink salsa and watch Speedy Gonzalez for Cinco de Mayo. Cool! I’ll eat twinkies and pet my dog. Big switcheroo!
I don’t get it.
I don’t get it. Why did the house vote to exempt themselves from #AHCA? They won’t be in Congress forever. For instance, 2019..
Okay, so the secret is to not get massively sick or injured for the next few years.
Okay, so the secret is to not get massively sick or injured for the next few years… This is really not my strong suite.
I’m bad at making decisions.
I’m bad at making decisions. I’m afraid I’ll panic when getting a haircut and end up with a fauxhawk mullet and bangs.
Don’t feed the trolls.
Don’t feed the trolls. Don’t charge the bots. ?? ???????? ?????????.
Does Fulton County even exist? More MSM #fakenews #GA06
Does Fulton County even exist? More MSM #fakenews #GA06
Turn to the person to your left.
Turn to the person to your left. Now turn to the person to their right. You just turned on yourself.
Mary was a virgin.
Mary was a virgin. She never slept with anybody but God. Who was also Jesus. Okay, well maybe she did some hand & mouth stuff, but that’s it
Usually, every Easter my Twitter stream is filled with all sorts of overly saccharine puns.
Usually, every Easter my Twitter stream is filled with all sorts of overly saccharine puns. But this year? Not a peep.
Fun fact: when Vin Diesel chose his stage name, he was frantically looking around his car.
Fun fact: when Vin Diesel chose his stage name, he was frantically looking around his car. He nearly chose “Handbrake Check Engine Light”
Not even Hitler did Hitlerish things!
Not even Hitler did Hitlerish things!
This makes me sad https://t.
This makes me sad https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/apr/09/social-networks–children-chat-feel-less-happy-facebook-instagram-whatsapp?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
What if the White Walkers actually built the wall expecting Westeros would pay for it?
What if the White Walkers actually built the wall expecting Westeros would pay for it?
If Penn students didn’t constantly remind us that Penn is in the Ivy League, we wouldn’t have to constantly remind them that it’s still Penn
If Penn students didn’t constantly remind us that Penn is in the Ivy League, we wouldn’t have to constantly remind them that it’s still Penn
My NCAA teams, ranked: @NMSU; @NevadaWolfPack; @DukeU; most other teams; Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Milo, and Martin Skhreli; and *THEN* @UNC.
My NCAA teams, ranked: @NMSU; @NevadaWolfPack; @DukeU; most other teams; Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Milo, and Martin Skhreli; and *THEN* @UNC.
We don’t want ACCESS to Daylight, we want DAYLIGHT.
We don’t want ACCESS to Daylight, we want DAYLIGHT. This Daylight Savings Time is just Daytime Care Lite.