Is a paternity test a good Christmas gift?

Newt Gingrich has a Ph.D. in European History from Tulane but acts like he has a Certificate of Completion in Goebbelsmanship from Trump U.

The optimist’s guide to 2017 is just looking away, covering your ears, and yelling nonsense syllables for 12 months.

SPOILER ALERT: Darth Vader doesn’t die in #RogueOne.

Netflix has both “Barry” and “Someone Marry Barry” on right now. I like to think one is a sequel to the other.

I can’t wait until the sequel to #RogueOne. Dark Vator looks so cool!

#RogueOne could have used more Jar Jar. Meesa miss him.

Idea: @california offers to split their electoral votes ala Maine or Nebraska IF the @GOP moves them to the front of their primary calendar.

Maybe, when you police the PC police, you *become* the PC police.

#RogueOne = #StarWars + #GameOfThrones – #twincest

I liked #RogueOne just a bit more than Empire Strikes Back but still less than the Phantom Menace.

“I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him.” Galileo Galilei. But Galileo never met Sarah Palin.

Although, in Game of Thrones, the incest is twin-twin, not creepy orange-daughter.

It’s amusing seeing some people accuse others of “drinking the kool-aid” when what they mean is actual as opposed to crazyballs news sources

Austria escapes the White Winter, Italy does not.

6. Mad Men is overrated.

5. Seinfeld is overrated.

4. Celsius is okay if you are a bunch of water, but for weather purposes, Fahrenheit is waaay superior. 100=too hot, 0=too cold. So easy.