Why hasn’t anyone in the media found Trump’s almanac from the future yet? Doc, Marty, we need you!

Where’s Trump’s college diploma? Why won’t he say “Radical White Nationalists”? What proof do we have he’s Christian? Where are his taxes??

Given that this is the darkest timeline, I’ve decided to grow a van Dyck beard

One positive thing I will do is register as a Republican and vote for the least crazy person every primary.

Oh the bright side, when sea levels rise, there will be less of Florida.

We had an Arab Spring, the world is now experiencing a White Winter.

Orange is the new black. Probably everyone thought of that tweet, right?

The U.S. just elected the Orange Brexit.

Moving to Canada after a Trump victory is the equivalent of moving to Poland from Nazi Germany.

I call this my Screw You Map: #wheresmy538dotcom #natesilvermoney This is my Pissed Off Latino Map. I think I’ll be right about everything but Texas and maybe Arizona.

INTERNET: Please start working on the Supercut of @realDonaldTrump insulting @MittRomney and @SenJohnMcCain’s election results vs. his own.

I don’t think a Trump presidency would ruin the republic, the economy, and the world… but I’m not certain it won’t either.

Hey guys, apparently there’s an election going on. Whoa. Twitter- why didn’t you let me know??

New Scientist comes out against Trump. Probably hurts, but at least he has endorsements from the KKK, so…

If we latinos save the republic, will you guys join me for celebratory tacos? #TacoTuesday #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

Just a reminder to anybody who might be affected. On Monday, delete all of your negative tweets about #Trump. Just in case this is 1930s .

There has never been a comic more true than this one:

Why didn’t @JohnKasich vote for one of the registered third party candidates? Was he worried he’d throw too much support to @PresidentBeard?